Shit is real

another way to say times is getting tough or shit is getting harder.
joe: yo nigga i jus layed of work
tom: damn , shit is real nigga...
by somenigga1491 May 14, 2010
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this is real puma

1. When someone is joking and you want to remind them that it's serious business.
2. Something for real.
Mrs_Doubtfire: his face is purple
Cassy_007: thats not funny
sandy_pants: hes face is red
KEL29: this is real puma
by dirt nap December 20, 2007
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Real woman

A real woman is a woman of virtue. She allows the man to have his authoritarian role, but also doesn’t allow anyone to walk over her and diminish her value and what she brings to the table. A real woman understands that there is a two player part in what a man and woman can build together, as a unit. I wrote this because when I first researched what a “real woman” is, I was hurt and felt disrespected because all that came up were references to a woman’s physical body. I find that extremely degrading because when I researched what a “real man” was there was absolutely nothing about his body. And everything about personal characteristics and all. And people wonder why women get upset and think men don’t actually value a woman as a person.
She’s a real woman. She’s everything.
by A real woman August 04, 2020
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real rap

It signifies seriousness; means your dead serious about something or a situation.
Yo I'm gonna beat that nigga the fuck up yo, Real Rap!!!
by Boland February 15, 2007
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real life

The period in between lag spikes on Ragnarok Online.
1) "The server's lagging again! Time for real life."
by Trihan April 28, 2004
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real deal

That girl you just can't quite let go of. Don't.
by love from the convent February 01, 2019
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Real Food

1. To give oral pleasure to a female by stimulating her genitalia, such as her vagina, clitoris, or cunt.

2. To have a woman cook a meal for you from scratch like a real woman should.

3. A full meal, made up of appetizers (a.k.a the tits), a tossed salad, and a desert which involves popped cherries.
Jack went over to Jill's house in order eat some Real Food for her birthday.
by El Culo May 27, 2008
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