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quiet narwhal

1. Showing your middle finger to quiet people down saying "Quiet narwhal people."
2. to be quietetly fucked by your patty daddy 🍆
I just had some quiet narwhal time with my husband
by Kayah's Fried Chicken May 16, 2022
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Be Quiet

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Urban Dictionary defines “SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!” to mean “works better than shut up,” which itself means “the hard term for Be Quiet.”
by Fork Herrera June 4, 2022
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thank you for being quiet

sarcastically used when people are not quiet
thank you for being quiet
by Le sluug November 8, 2021
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Quiet ones

The ones the noisy ones with machetes, swords, guns, or grenades want people to watch.
While you're watching your quiet ones across the street, the noisy ones are creeping up behind you on the side of the street you're on with a machete, sword, or gun ready to cut, stab, slice, or shoot the next one that tries to call them a bitch, even if most people don't take them seriously or seem to notice them.
by The Original Agahnim November 11, 2021
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Quiet Carpentry

Any facet of Home improvements that are painstakingly attempted before dawn. Indictive of a man tweaking whose up all night .Carpentry done with keeping the noise down as a priority because everyone else is sleeping. A tweaker who has a knack for doing carpentry in his home between the hours of 12 am and 7 am , thus resulting in scattered small jobs with at best sub par results.
Since the pandemic the 24 hour hardware store in Manhattan has been closed overnight . What a drag for my beloved Quiet Carpentry.
by BillyKrash July 31, 2021
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Noisy quiet

When you are drunk and trying to be quiet. But you fail miserably.
I had a noisy quiet when I came home drunk last night. The bottom shelf in the fridge decided this was a perfect time to give out, awakening the entire house at 2am… when I was just trying to quietly get a glass of juice before bed…
by Banshee1978 August 2, 2021
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Noisy Quiet

When you’re trying to be stealth but end up making a racket.
Shit, went to the fridge to grab a drink and the rest of the cans shifted in the box. Noisy quiets goin’ get me busted!
by Shmelisser August 6, 2021
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