A place that will wait until you’ve found something you like, and then make you need to shit violently. You also will not be able to locate the bathroom.
“Hey dude! Come look at this book on the 34th rule of the inter—ah fuck I really need to shit hold on”
“I swear man everyone always needs to shit when they go in Barnes and Noble”
“I swear man everyone always needs to shit when they go in Barnes and Noble”
by 1-2-buckle my shoe April 28, 2023
Get the Barnes and Noblemug. by Josh barns April 21, 2019
Get the Josh barnsmug. The act of inserting an entire goat into the human rectum repeatedly as a punishment for poor performance in an otherwise unrelated activity.
I got goat barned last week in fantasy football when Jonathan Taylor hung 5 touchdowns on the Bills.
by BugJohnJr December 7, 2021
Get the Goat Barnmug. Jacob Barnes is a very good man. His good friends are Graham, Landon, Levi, MacKenzie, and McKenna. He is crazy when it comes to Coco Puffs. He doesn’t really like art class to much. He is athletic and is good at basically every sport.
by ur mom!!:) April 21, 2022
Get the jacob barnesmug. by cole manning June 22, 2019
Get the Barn roggermug. A phrase used if you are just barn to dance. If you got that pizzazz, or desire to dance, then this word is for you. You have to have talent though. Some people are just "barn with it". Some are not. The question is, are you barn to dance?
Wow! Would you look at Danny! He can dance so well! He is definitely barn to dance!
Maybe he's just barn with it.
Maybe he's just barn with it.
by emogirlxx04 February 17, 2022
Get the barn to dancemug. The act of sneaking up behind someone and holding their head before turning it 180 degrees in the opposite direction, in a manner not unlike a barn owl swings it's head around in a single sweep.
by Gray Nightshade May 27, 2021
Get the Barn-owledmug.