Beer Banking

The act of checking your bank account only when fortified by dutch courage (booze.

"Mate, I've just been beer banking and we're good to go!"

"Dude, I'm going round the corner to beer bank"

by Dave2010 January 20, 2009

Maximus Bakington

When you are very very stoned. hense MAXimus BAKington. When you are high you have to shout out this phrase in an announcer-type voice.

"dude, i'm fuckin smacked"
"werd.... MAXIMUS BAKINGTON!!!"

by yer12345 March 15, 2009

hand baking

Warming your hands in your's or another person's pants.

Tina began hand baking her hands against Todd's warm balls on a cold fall night.

by Floppybananas June 2, 2018

My Banking Details

His Banking details to access to his money that he needs

Bono : I don’t have access you my banking

Finn : ahhh I am sorry, I also don’t have access to your banking either .
Freckles : Hey Starfire do you have access you have access to Bono’s bank details ?
Starfire : Nope , why would have It ? It has got to be here somewhere ? Just look for it
Finn : I have access to my bank details
Freckles : dammit Bono you are not very smart

Bono : guys !! I can’t help being a gold fish!
Starfire : that’s an understatement
Finn : I am going to the gym

Guys ! I don’t know my Banking details to access my money,

Guy 2 : You poor bastard

by nogarDregniG May 15, 2019

bishop barrington school

bishop barrington school, the most restarted shittiest school in the whole of the uk, you hav to have a toilet pass to go for a piss, if u don’t u have to piss yourself :) the teachers do nothing but scream and shout, if your 2 mins late you get a 15 minute after school detention, the teachers can give but cannot take because they’re wankers!!

i go to bishop barrington school

by carpetburn December 8, 2019

Scone-balking

To offer to bring treats for one group of people, only to then give them to another group of people in spite.

Jason said he was bringing scones for his crew at work but they didn’t know he was scone-balking.

by Shane McGlover March 22, 2020

baby-banking

When a parent obtains an extra helping of food for their child with intent of eating said food for themselves.

There he goes again, baby-banking a slice of pizza that I just bought. Everyone knows his child will not eat the whole thing and it is just for him.

by GhostSpider August 28, 2021