Family barbeque

A term coined in the early 1920s that expressed ones interaction with another family. In order to fulfill a family barbeque one must chow down on the sister’s pussy for breakfast, have a serving of dick from the brother, and have dinner with the rest of the family like it never happened. A family barbeque can also be performed on a mother and father, son and mother, etc; as long as it is a pair of family members. If you so happen to have a family barbeque with a gay couple it is then known as the indoor family barbeque.

Dude ya know the Johnsons that live down the street on Willow Creek? I had the most amazing family barbeque with em!

by SecretCheeks June 7, 2018

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barbecution

Execution by barbecue

The inmates on death row at Pelican Bay State are given an alternative to the chair or the needle: barbecution.

Barbecution simplifies the purge process of death row inmates by combining the "last meal" with the execution.

by Jawshow December 24, 2008

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East Texas Barbeque Sauce

Noun- refers to the discharge experienced when performing cunnilingus on a female during her menstrual cycle.

La Quanda: "Hey baby, why don't you stop brushing yo' teeth and get'cho ass into 'dis bed nouw?"

Damon: "Man, bes' check yo' shit-- I dun' want any that East Texas Barbeque Sauce now. Shiiiiit."

by Dr.Girlfriend September 13, 2009

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BarBeQué

The Spanish version of chopping your penis off (or pulling/yanking it off with a good set of steel pliers), grilling it, putting on some good sauce, and then eating it.

Sam: Hey Bob! Want some of my very own personal BarBeQué?
Brittany: Sure! I would love to taste it!
Sam's sister: OHHH YES Please! Make sure you seasoned it well!

...at the dinner table...

Sam's sister: OMG big brother! This tastes delicious!
Brittany: Same! Best dinner ever!

by ILoveCornAndPudding September 15, 2016

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