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band geek

A person in band who thoroughly enjoys it.
Band geeks will:

1. Giggle when a non band member starts a sentence with "One time at band camp"
2. Always have a new story about something that happened in band that day.
3. Get along with theater kids very well.
4. Have no problem changing clothes in front of other band members... even members of the opposite sex.
5. Can flirt, get physical, hug, kiss and get all up on each other without really having feelings for the person.
6. Are usually a group of horny little bastards.
7. Stick to each other like glue and are like a family.
8. Usually are best friends with the rest of the band upon the first day of meeting them.
9. Go to the football games just to do there show and pep band stuff. They don't normally watch the games, they play cards in the stands on their off time.
10. Have disorganized thoughts, that other band geeks can understand.
11. Enjoy bipodding through the halls singing Broadway music.
12. Enjoy musical theater.
13. Have a bunch of inside jokes that only other band members will understand.
14. Enjoy long bus rides.
15. Will sing stupid songs and play stupid games and enjoy it.
16. Practically lives in the band room.
17. Uses their band lockers for their other classes along with their instruments... never really using their hall lockers, but rather coming to the band room between each class to get stuff for next period.
18. Are all out of their minds.
19. And are the coolest bunch of people you will ever meet.
by BandChick June 22, 2007
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band-trip boyfriend syndrome

A band-trip boyfriend is acquired in the following manner: a single band geek sits beside another single band geek on the band bus over the duration of a band trip (especially a long one). Close quarters and raging hormones result in a couple, especially in middle-school scenarios where "having-a-boyfriend" is considered an essential mark of status. Because of sheer desperation on the part of some band geeks, it's nearly inevitable.
Susy sat next to Jake on the band trip to Florida. They're going out now; it's a perfect case of Band-Trip Boyfriend Syndrome
by .______. April 21, 2006
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Alabama baked potato

That's where you lube a raw, uncooked, potato in a vat of butter then bake or microwave till steaming hot for the desired effect then shove it in your lover's asshole for 35 minutes. Then while fucking them in the ass you must yell I'm adding the bacon. Then you pullout and remove the potato, cum on it and force them to eat it and then ask them how is the sour cream.
I was asked to bring potato salad to the family picnic so I brought a batch of Alabama baked potatoes that I made with my wife.
by Jonnyblaze1956 October 15, 2018
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Band geek

Someone who is unbelievably fun, musically talented, and willing to do what they like; despite what the rest of our Abercrombie-brainwashed world thinks. Band Geeks are quite possibly the most amazing people there are. They have all the fun.
Person 1: Wow that girl with the flute looks like she's having fun!
Person 2: Yeah that's Jessica, she's such a band geek. Lucky.
by ihatethemboth November 27, 2006
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baeddel

A old derogatory term used against trans women and intersex groups. It originates back to Old English and means "an effeminate man" or a "hermaphrodite". Similar to the word "shemale".
Trans woman: "I'm a trans woman."
Transmisogynist: "No, you're just a baeddel!"
by teacherperson July 14, 2014
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half baked

The best stoner movie ever. Although it recieved mostly negative reviews from dumbass critics and was pretty much forgotten by many, it has been reveled by stoners since it first came out in 1998. It has recently attracted lots of non-tokers because it stars Dave Chappelle, who since the movie has become very popular due to his TV show "Chappelle's Show", which airs on Comedy Central.
I watch Half Baked so much, I can nearly quote the entire movie word for word.
by tokin D May 31, 2004
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Marching Band

If you were to draw a Venn diagram that had the following specific set circles:

"Music", "Motion", "Excellence", "Sweat", "Pride", "Spirit", "Culture", "Cult", "Community", "Art", "Education", and "Family"

the zone of common intersect would be labeled "Band".
If it was easy, everyone would be doing it.
by Daniel December 7, 2003
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