by Real Nigga Afro June 18, 2017
Get the border bandit mug.A distinguished mustache of the finest quality. This particular coiffure is divined by its thick, lustrous, reddish scarlet color and it’s inate ability to attract pussy of the highest caliber. The Red Bandito is respected my men of the most masculine order and ladies residing at the apex of womanhood.
The women tried the best they could to keep their lady lockers dry, but when Matt flashed his Scarlet Bandito... you could’ve drowned a toddler in those panties.
by Truckertittycity! November 29, 2018
Get the Scarlet Bandito mug.To get so intoxicated that you literally shit yourself while in the company of all the employees you supervise. To have to be carried out of the house like a newborn baby. At the same time being at least three times the age of everyone else at the party.
Danny: What the fuck is that god awful smell?
Suraj: I think Al is being a bandit
Danny: Jesus... Why the fuck did we get him to take 14 shots of fireball?
Al: M-i-s-s-i-i-s-i-p-i-p
Danny: ..............
Suraj: I think Al is being a bandit
Danny: Jesus... Why the fuck did we get him to take 14 shots of fireball?
Al: M-i-s-s-i-i-s-i-p-i-p
Danny: ..............
by Wednesdayy89 September 10, 2013
Get the being a bandit mug.A Driver who flashes his headlights on and off full beam as he passes another road user at night.
They usually roam the high ways and countryside and tend to avoid cities and towns but sometimes they stray away from the flock into civilization.
If one encounters a full beam bandit it is important to 'counter flash' them before they pass you in order to keep your dominance over these bandit scum. Just be careful an innocent bystander is not caught in the crossfire or you're no better than them.
Stay vigilant friends, those full beam bastards are out there.
They usually roam the high ways and countryside and tend to avoid cities and towns but sometimes they stray away from the flock into civilization.
If one encounters a full beam bandit it is important to 'counter flash' them before they pass you in order to keep your dominance over these bandit scum. Just be careful an innocent bystander is not caught in the crossfire or you're no better than them.
Stay vigilant friends, those full beam bastards are out there.
John: Hey Joe, guess what?
Joe: What?
John: I was driving home last night and I came under attack by three full beam bandits. I counter flashed two of them but the first one caught me off guard.
Joe: Those sneaky fuckers...
Joe: What?
John: I was driving home last night and I came under attack by three full beam bandits. I counter flashed two of them but the first one caught me off guard.
Joe: Those sneaky fuckers...
by BlueShizuka September 13, 2016
Get the Full beam bandit mug.The person who chooses the middle stall in a totally empty public restroom so you are forced to piss or shit next to them.
I had to shit at work today, but the middle stall bandit was in there blowing it up. That fucker should have used the handicap stall and left space.
by Pierre Duegles March 5, 2018
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"That joe joe sims is a real marmite bandit"
"I bet that marmite bandit likes it in the Hershy highway"
"I bet that marmite bandit likes it in the Hershy highway"
by Samuel Wilson June 16, 2004
Get the marmite bandit mug.When ones penis accidentally slips out of the vagina and into the anus during rough or rigorous sex.
When the penis is intentionally inserted into the anus during regular intercourse without permission, and or solicitation.
When the penis is intentionally inserted into the anus during regular intercourse without permission, and or solicitation.
by Poopie6969 January 13, 2011
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