hokey balokey

Bullshit, poor excuse

Coach: Sam why aren't you practicing today?
Sam: Well I just ate lunch and practice was almost over.
Coach: Ahhhh that's hokey balokey. Get in the fuckin' water.

by Tommaso305 January 23, 2014

Portuguese Baloney Bag

When your having sex with a girl from behind and you stick your erect penis in her butthole and shove your balls in her vagina.

"You fit both nuts in there"

"Yeah Ralph, I gave her the 'ol Portuguese baloney bag"

by Carmine jca January 4, 2017

Slap You Ballheaded

Southern etiology - To kick someone's ass - usually for a very good reason.

You talk to me like that again and i'll Slap You Ballheaded!

by KImCobain August 4, 2017

chilloni your baloni dude

when someone is mad or toxic just say it lmao

Me: you're trash
Him: SBHFUIBHSHEBFHSA
Me: chilloni your baloni dude
Him: bruh moment

by ookilol May 28, 2019

baloney

when a man fucks a girl in happy times

I had balohny last night and it was great

by Anonymous April 23, 2003

Balog

To do nothing but sit in your apartment and play video games

Joe decided to balog instead of going to the party

by ojsbloodyglove January 4, 2007

baloney sack

Another term for the scrotum. Also known as the hairy skin bag that holds the nuts just below the penis.

My baloney sack got extremely sweaty while she was blowing me.

by Jeff Stegeman May 31, 2006