Frank was drinking beer and talking to Jane when Frank belched into her face deliberately , creating a powerful and smelly Burp Breeze that sent Jane back several feet.
by StainsandSmears April 18, 2018

It's like a 4 cylinder on its last limp. The damn thing squeaks on every turn and the engine is no more practical than a lawn mower. It's like overworked and hot by the time you get to the grocery store. I maintain it properly and it's just junk. It makes me hate how America sold stuff like this. Not only that, but this crap car has been made under three different names, such as the dodge stratus and Chrysler cirrus. Pretty much Every 4 cylinder in another country is ten times better and more trustworthy. Me and my buddy call it a drymouth cheese.
"It's like an upgrade from the Neon" when the dumb blonde bought a junky white 1998 Plymouth breeze.
by Porsche 924s October 6, 2013

when a guy turns a fan on blowing towards him and lays on a bed and a girl poops on his chest and jerks him off.
by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022

by Donnawilllose July 16, 2019

by Thomas Crawford March 13, 2023

An inhalant made by the atmosphere less hip folks call air. I literally just made this up for you Toni. Some people get real slutty when they breathe.
I was a good nun till Satan hit me with that breeze. Immediately after hitting dat breeze my animal instincts kicked and I started breading.
by YungCook March 11, 2022

It's like everything you do, say or see is taking a toll on your health unneccessarily.
Friends seem to be 'extra-hard work to socialise with.
Like you are extra tuition learning for school and the teacher always marks your paper down or criticise your effort.
You try and please your girlfriend and buy her flowers but she thinks youve done something wrong and criticises you with suspicious remarks.
You dress smartly for an event but people call you a 'poof'
Friends seem to be 'extra-hard work to socialise with.
Like you are extra tuition learning for school and the teacher always marks your paper down or criticise your effort.
You try and please your girlfriend and buy her flowers but she thinks youve done something wrong and criticises you with suspicious remarks.
You dress smartly for an event but people call you a 'poof'
"Hey Bob, that car you brought was a lemon can't you buy anything decent"?
B:"When making buying decisions-feels like I'm always running into a stiff breeze"!
B:"When making buying decisions-feels like I'm always running into a stiff breeze"!
by Goosebump11 November 30, 2011
