Bonk

UK slang - to 'fuck' something or someone.

"Yo, bonk that man"

- could mean fuck that person or fuck whatever is happening in the context.

"I have to go see my mother in law today"

"Yo, bonk that man. Come chill with me instead"

by Merkust April 21, 2021

BONK!

To hug or to be hugged

Hey sis bonk! love ya

by Wolffame April 30, 2021

Bonk

To hug another person

I love you dad bonk

by Wolffame May 2, 2021

bonks

abbreviation of "bonkers"

yeah that shirt is so bonks

by workitearnit November 22, 2025

Bonk

Bonk (noun/adj.) — the short version of El Bonkieo

Adj: “That haircut is bonk.”
Noun: “You’re such a bonk.”

by Earthsigngaia December 8, 2025

Jonk Bonking

The act of Hitting somebody over the head with a comically large dildo

“Do you and your boyfriend also go jonk bonking over the weekend”

by Bigwinner2029 March 18, 2025

Bottle Bonking

The act of filling a plastic bottle with semen and squashing it all over your partner like a turkey baster.

Alternatively can be the act of inserting the bottle into a partner's orifice of choice and squeezing it, again, like a turkey baster.

My partner and I tried bottle bonking last night. It took three showers and a bath to clean the jizz off me.

by FuckTheFearTurkey April 30, 2025