A): A hit , often on the head with a hollow, echoing sound.
B(ritish): The act of sex.
C: An expression used to alert others that you are horny.
B(ritish): The act of sex.
C: An expression used to alert others that you are horny.
by Josh9742dop May 14, 2022
Get the Bonkmug. A group of any 5 words of an essay/paper that is being written. Used a unit of measurement to show one's progress in writing said essay/paper.
Originates from the idea of beating up, hypothetically, one's essay as the word count increases towards getting to the minimum word count.
Originates from the idea of beating up, hypothetically, one's essay as the word count increases towards getting to the minimum word count.
Person 1: How is that english essay coming?
Person 2: I don't know what to write next! I guess I just have to make up something and get a few more bonks in the document.
Person 1: My essay isn't quite long enough!
Person 2: Just include a couple more bonks in what you already have to make it longer. It doesn't have to be perfect. Remember: B(onk)s get degrees.
Person 2: I don't know what to write next! I guess I just have to make up something and get a few more bonks in the document.
Person 1: My essay isn't quite long enough!
Person 2: Just include a couple more bonks in what you already have to make it longer. It doesn't have to be perfect. Remember: B(onk)s get degrees.
by psalms86 December 7, 2020
Get the Bonkmug. 
shitty 11 year old italian retard aus cheater that gets muted every discord and has a ballsack size of my dads
by big dick bonk destroyer September 12, 2020
Get the bonkmug. by s o u r l e m o n a d e December 12, 2022
Get the bonkmug. 
Unit to measure hits on the head with a baseball bat by a doggo to someone who is too horny. These bonks usually come together with the obligation to go to horny jail.
by angrytaco January 12, 2022
Get the Bonkmug.