bonk

i bonked my head last night

woooaahhh, bonk
by bhaddiebonk October 01, 2020
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Random Russian dude: *sees wolf*
Same Russian dude: “Bonk!!!”
by 🥔❤️🤣 October 13, 2019
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Bonk is a word often used by the Scout from Team Fortress 2. Bonk! Atomic Punch and Bonk! Crit-a-Cola are a type of energy drink that Scout is known to drink.
Heavy: Where is little man now?
Scout: Yo, what’s up?
Heavy: Huh-
Scout: BONK! *hits Heavy with bat*
by Nines_RK900 June 04, 2020
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BONK

1. The act of hitting someone on the head

2. Something that is said before you go to Horny Jail
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 01, 2022
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1. A generic insult to one’s intelligence.

2. A synonymous term to describe something that is whack.

This word can be followed with, “ass” or, “shit”.
Good googly moogly, Trevor’s bonk-ass got fired from his job for trying to hook up with his boss. That shits bonk!”

“Dawg, can you believe Trump is afraid of sharks? That’s some bonk shit.”
by bonkassdude January 24, 2018
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How you say that you got hit, if you are on drugs.
Various editions are:
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bonkathon
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bonk simulator 2022
I bestow the b o n k opon you.
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by Hazzahdictionary July 09, 2022
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im so ga haha bonk

also im shorter yeah
by definitely not stepcho March 13, 2022
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