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boner pong 

A game played where two men each defend a goal and hit a ping pong ball with their erect penises at the other players goal. To score a player must get the ping pong ball in the other players goals. Hands are not allowed, the only part of a player's body that is allowed to touch the ping pong ball is the erect penis. The player with the highest score after erect penises shrink wins.
Chaz and Brock got really drunk at the frat party and decided to play boner pong.
boner pong by Nutzen YerMouf March 6, 2018
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Boner inducing rage 

When you're so angry your body can't help but funnel your rage to the most quivering part of your body.
When I found out Julia cheated on me, I went into a Boner inducing rage.

Boner face 

One's facial expression when they have a boner.
It is more to do with the horny aura than with an actual boner. There is a slight smile, glint in the eyes and laid back body with the dick as the controller of all thoughts.
I thought Colt would for sure smash that girl! He had such a boner face!
Boner face by Sriracha_cake March 4, 2021

Boner Jams 

a reference to 2005 American comedy film The 40 Year Old Virgin where Paul Rudd's character, David gives Steve Carell, Andy a box of the best pornos called "Boner Jams". Boner Jams is a list of the best videos that busted your nut! aka ejaculate. Wankers keep a list of videos that made their cock explode baby batter.
Wow this video of a slut getting plowed up her cunt and ass made me Bust my load! I'm adding it to the "Boner Jams 2022" playlist!
Boner Jams by HornyPornoAddict March 17, 2022

boner queso 

A synonym for smegma. Sometimes used specifically to describe dick cheese belonging to a person of hispanic origin.
Armando: Duuuude have you seen how much boner queso Jose has? You could make a quesadilla with that shit.

Carlos: Nah mang, I'm not really into checking out other dudes dick cheese status.
boner queso by Hammer of Jesus April 5, 2017

Boner McGregor 

When you get an erection while trash-talking some one to their face.
Yo is that Eddie across the street jaw-jacking that other dude right up in his grill?

Sho is, and he got a Boner McGregor. That's straight gangsta!

Boner Hiding Apparatus 

A tampon, only when used by a male in the following way:

Step 1.) Insert the tampon up your anus
Step 2.) Tie string around dick to hold it down.
"I popped a boner in class today but it's okay, I had my Boner Hiding Apparatus on."
Boner Hiding Apparatus by Guyp3 January 24, 2013