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Bourgeoisie Blues

When someone complains about their privileges. Usually someone who is rich and lives in a first world country.
Jim: I cant believe my parents wont let me get madden 12 for my ps3

Jeff: I dont want to hear your Bourgeoisie Blues. At least you have a ps3, unlike children in africa.
by demonpr22 October 2, 2011
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Post-Wank Blues

The intense feeling of shame and loneliness one feels after a hefty wanking session. Tends to be at its worst if the act has been committed in the middle of the day on a weekday, when how pathetic your life is really hits you.
Jeff: Yhhh man i had a serious case of the post-wank blues yesterday, it dawned on me that i should have a job and not be wanking over midget porn

Steve: I know your pain man
by The monkeymon August 25, 2013
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poonanner blues

Phrase used to define the sulky behavior of a male friend who is longing for the love of a woman, yet has no advancement in acheiving said goal.
After several failed dates and lack of female attention in general, it's fair to say, Mark is suffering from the poonanner blues.
by randomfind May 15, 2008
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the three blues

the three blues are the three top colleges in NCAA basketball. They are the University of North Carolina, the University of Kentucky, and Duke. 90% of the time they are all three in the top 5 NCAA ranking, every other team hates them and they hate each other. Kentucky is the winningist basketball team ever and has one 7 NCAA national chamionships. North Carolina is third ranked most winnigest team in the nation and has one 4 NCAA championships and Duke has one 3 NCAA championships.
some fan of a pathetic team: man! the three blues are all in our bracked, weve got no chance
by brandon faulkener July 12, 2006
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Red Hot Blues

When you put your penis into a spicy pepper and then have sex with a girl who has been masterbating with an ice dildo.
I really liked the sex life Lisa and I had, until she made me do the red hot blues.
by QB186 August 13, 2008
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Midnight blues

The beautiful time when the boyfriend can listen to his girlfriend and slowly dose off to sleep with the sounds of her beautiful voice!
Blue S...is a pro at giving him the midnight blues!
by crude_lens February 26, 2018
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yellows and blues

daddy's little helpers: cialis and viagra;
The old dude was trying to get some street cred with his pole dancer but couldnt get it up. Presto change-o, he took a little blue Viagra or popped a yellow Cialis and he was ok with the stripper. Then the old fat dude started talking about the tatoo he was getting. Stripper was interested in the money; whatever.
The old dude was trying hard to show he had street cred, but found he couldn't even get it up for the pole dancer. Presto, change-o - a little Viagra cured his Blues. Sometimes he took along the yellow Cialis. He was old and fat, so just in case he always packed his yellows and blues before a night out. He was hard for the stripper - but she was into it just for the money.
by swami04 January 14, 2008
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