song. Hilarious parody of “Putting on the Ritz” often sung at celebrations of the end of the ill-advised brief Uklear war.
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Get the Aux no blitz mug.A word used to cancel out or reverse a reward, (depending on how you and your friends play it), in the shotgun game. The driver has final say if the passengers argue about whether or not the person calling "blitz" cancels out the other person's claim to shotgun in which it's a race, fight or contest to the claim of front seat, or if it is a reversal and the person calling blitz now gets to sit up front. Blitz's can be avoided by saying "Shotgun no Blitz."
Phil: Nick and Mike are you ready to leave?
Mike: Yells "Shotgun!"
Nick: Yells "Blitz!"
They both argue until Phil claims the blitz cancels out the shotgun claim.
Both Nick and Mike have a contest and jerk each other off to see who cums first and whoever does has to sit in the back.
Mike: Damnit I'm about to cum!
Nick wins and gets to sit up front.
While sitting up front Nick farts and Phil yells doorknob.
Nick: "Blitz!"
Phil: Blitz doesn't work in the doorknob game only in the shotgun game!
Nick: Googles it and realizes he's wrong.
Phil and Mike beat the shit out of Nick
Mike: Yells "Shotgun!"
Nick: Yells "Blitz!"
They both argue until Phil claims the blitz cancels out the shotgun claim.
Both Nick and Mike have a contest and jerk each other off to see who cums first and whoever does has to sit in the back.
Mike: Damnit I'm about to cum!
Nick wins and gets to sit up front.
While sitting up front Nick farts and Phil yells doorknob.
Nick: "Blitz!"
Phil: Blitz doesn't work in the doorknob game only in the shotgun game!
Nick: Googles it and realizes he's wrong.
Phil and Mike beat the shit out of Nick
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