Blitz

A typical retard who drinks about 100 cups of coffee a day and moans at fat kids on a video game. Tends to prey on little children like wbuh.

Oh fuck Blitz is coming for the kids

by Tractor Party April 18, 2019

Putin on the Blitz-krieg

song. Hilarious parody of “Putting on the Ritz” often sung at celebrations of the end of the ill-advised brief Uklear war.

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Play “Putin on the Blitz-krieg” with your few remaining fingers.

by gnostic3 March 2, 2022

Nano Blitz

“Nano Blitz” is fast blitz that helps you get to the quarterback almost instantly.

“He kept running a nano blitz on offense, I could barely get the ball off before getting tackled.”

by ZFree June 23, 2025

Blitz

A word used to cancel out or reverse a reward, (depending on how you and your friends play it), in the shotgun game. The driver has final say if the passengers argue about whether or not the person calling "blitz" cancels out the other person's claim to shotgun in which it's a race, fight or contest to the claim of front seat, or if it is a reversal and the person calling blitz now gets to sit up front. Blitz's can be avoided by saying "Shotgun no Blitz."

Phil: Nick and Mike are you ready to leave?

Mike: Yells "Shotgun!"

Nick: Yells "Blitz!"

They both argue until Phil claims the blitz cancels out the shotgun claim.

Both Nick and Mike have a contest and jerk each other off to see who cums first and whoever does has to sit in the back.

Mike: Damnit I'm about to cum!

Nick wins and gets to sit up front.

While sitting up front Nick farts and Phil yells doorknob.

Nick: "Blitz!"

Phil: Blitz doesn't work in the doorknob game only in the shotgun game!

Nick: Googles it and realizes he's wrong.

Phil and Mike beat the shit out of Nick

by Daddy Domt Mess Around July 31, 2017

Blitz

My favorite Youtuber that plays a lot of games and is also quite funny sometimes.

Have you seen Blitz's Hydroneer or Slime Rancher video?

by I hope no one has used this October 5, 2020

Blitz (Mod)

literally loves mori, loves self inserts into mori fanfics ! super sweet and loves homophobia :3 absolute chad

have u heard if Blitz (mod)? theyre super straight with an exception for mori!

by extraglossydischarge63 April 18, 2022

Arctic Blitz

A method of cooling off on a muggy day, where your partner spreads your butt cheeks and blows cool air into your anus, much like an oscillating fan. If you’re a man, your partner may then cool down your testicles. If you’re a woman, expect the outside edges of your vagina to be arctic blitzed as well. The name originates from the equally refreshing Gatorade flavor.

It was 90 degrees out and we spent all day at the pool. I came home and showered but still felt too clammy in the pants to get in bed. Fortunately, my girl gave me an arctic blitz until she was lightheaded from oxygen deprivation. She told me I could return the favor some other time.

by Deez Leeemz July 5, 2020