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Fat Bastard: I havent seen my Willy in over three years! Thats long enought to call it legally missing!

Im fat becaise I eat, and I eat because Im fat.
by portedo May 7, 2008
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Fucking boring bastard

RiceGum is a fucking boring bastard.
by Brucesnoop July 29, 2016
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Haggis Basher

n.
A fearless person of proud Scottish extraction and Highland blood who has a bold attitude towards everything.
That Haggis Basher swaggered into the pub like he owned half of Glasgow!
by nechtan November 14, 2003
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Poor Bastard Chair

A chair in the women's clothing section, usually reserved for a man (who would rather be anywhere else) shopping with his wife or girlfriend.
Woman, "I'm going to run to the dressing room to try on 27 pairs of jeans."

Man, "No problem. I'll be over there in the poor bastard chair reading a book."

OR

"Man, check out the dude in the poor basterd chair! He's out cold. His girl must be trying on half the clothes in that department."
by Delma November 13, 2007
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Horny bastard

A guy that don't have his own horn to toot, and don't have to toot his own horn. He might toot his boys horn though, if his boy brought a horn to toot over.
Jared was tooting Bobby's trombone yesterday. He's a horny bastard.

DJ Cold Ice doesn't usually play a horn, but the other day he was fuckin with Jerome's trumpet for about 25 minutes.
by Solid Mantis September 30, 2017
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chicken shit bastard

Word used to describe a person who is cowardly, stupid, a wanksta, or just a son of a bitch who puts on a front around others to attempt to impress his friends.
50 Cent is a damn chicken shit bastard, he ain't never been shot.
by Cody Hensley September 25, 2006
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Sweaty Bastard

This term derives from the popular annual video game series 'Fifa'. It is used as a dig to describe a video gamer who ONLY scores sweaty(cheap) goals which normally consist of cut backs, double cut backs, lobbed though balls and one-two's...

A sweaty bastard loves footballers with preferably 90+ sprint speed and a formation with 5 at the back.
"You sweaty bastard, 'Insert Insult' " *Rage Quit*

A couple of youtube examples:
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watch?v=be8t--LYBsQ
watch?v=fLAwYTzp94I
by PWride January 7, 2012
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