baseball player

Lame individuals who never forget to wear they're baseball hats. Baseball players feel empty and insecure without something on their head. Sleeping, eating, jerking off, you name it they keep their hat on 24/7.
Also known to be extremely dumb(it is rumored the hat has something to do with it)

look around and pick one. they're everywhere. Baseball players in highschool/college fit this description the best.

by ChadBroChill666 April 1, 2009

Baseball Cards

DIRTY PICTURES sent through texting, email or wallet sized

When you send someone a picture is it like sending them a baseball card; like this is what I look like when I'm playing and these are my stats.

There are different level or baseball cards ranging from little league to major league:

Little league; face, full clothed, and mirror snap shots of the day to day.

High school cards; about to go out with friends and looking really good. Maybe showing a little something but nothing that mom couldn't see.

Rookie cards; the rare gems when you are not showing to much but its still a knock out.

Major league; RAW and ridiculous Nuff said. Everyone has them and everyone can make them.

by Vig Monster August 21, 2011

baseball bat

a baseball bat is a dick that starts out small in width and then gets bigger in width when is gets closer to the end, giving it the look of a baseball bat.

pimp: so wheres my money hoe?
hooker: this is all i got
pimp: thats it? im gonna slap you with my baseball bat bitch!

by teh leet pwnzor October 12, 2008

Baseball bat nigger dildo penis

A baseball bat colored black and is a silicone dildo that can cum alot alot in the but of kids in booty hole land.

I'm gonna shove a fucking baseball bat nigger dildo penis up my kids ass.

by 56Explosivediareahabrats March 23, 2023

Baseball Game

When a group of guys get together, with baseball bats, and hit each other until someone passes out, then the group has sex with the unconscious person.

"Hey man, I was supposed to go to a baseball game but I blacked out and when I woke up my butt hurt."

by Geiko Caveman October 21, 2008

Baseball Darts

A game where pinpoint focus and immense talent colide with mental capacity and a desire for success. The game involves all the normal rules of baseball, with high percent singles and dangerous HR balls, encanvassed with double play and sacrafice trenches. The room in which it is played is located in the deepest part of a Grace street Castle Ruled by King Shazzle and his band of goons. (see king Shazzle). Many never win and the penalty for a loss is unknown as no loser has ever been seen again. The room has been rumored to be surround by a moat filled with deadly levels of Snake juice. And if the Snake juice gets in a competetor's eye he must finish the game with one or both blind eye(s). nobody knows how to win or how to beat the residents of the castle, but Challenges often arise and the challenger always disappears. The prize for beating a resident of the Grace Castle is also unknown, some say it leads to riches and other to a life time guarantee of Copenhagis-Skoalisis. The secrecy is what cuts you to death when you enter the baseball Dart room or so they say. Some say even if a man wins, the deadly toxin of snake juice will penetrate the payers lungs, and he will die before he can collect his prize.

Baseball darts

The man playing "Baseball Darts" tipped the dart with deadly snake juice, and when thrown killed his competitor.

"Baseball Darts" killed 5 of my friends and I will have my vengeance.

I once fucked a girl and killed a girl playing "baseball darts"

by 37in9 July 22, 2009

Baseball mit full of chipped ham

A certain part of the female anatomy that has been overly used, and is just worn-out.

That chick I picked up at the bar last night, had a baseball mit full of chipped ham.

by FromtheVCdays December 4, 2010