batting a dry one

when you either have sex or a wank and nothing comes out

i had three wanks today and the last one i was batting a dry one, nothing came out

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

YouTube Bating

The Act of Masturbating to some random ass YouTube video; Mosty done while casually masturbating or out of boredom

*Thomas jerking off while on YouTube *

Carl: Thomas what are you doing jerking off to a makeup tutorial?

Thomas: Oh I'm just YouTube bating.

by billy Bob17 February 11, 2017

Basting the Baby

Having sex with a pregnant woman.

Chuck: I hear your wife is pregnant.
Bob: Yeah, its great, nothing like basting the baby.

by Asher Hunter April 9, 2006

biting into my ask

When a task at hand takes up time that you would normally reserve for browsing Ask.com.

Can we get this done and over with? It's biting into my ask.

by Tyto_alba December 18, 2014

bafting

English slang for confusing, something that you just can't understand and its kinda annoying you.

girl 1: so hows it going with Harry?
girl 2: i think he's nice but he might be a fuckboi, he's bafting

by fuckyoumeandickhead January 14, 2017

Cape Bating

The act of masturbating in a salon while wearing a haircutting cape to conceal the act.

The stylist was shocked to realize that her customer was cape bating while she was cutting his hair.

by SM4SHBOX September 8, 2016

Desperate bating

When you are so horny that you can jerk off to just about anything.

My parents walked in on me desperate bating to a lamp.

by Jsummers33 December 17, 2016