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1. Katrina, if someone walks in while I am blowdrying your shorts while you are still wearing them, we may face an awkward situ....Nevermind, Too late.
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A comment made by a third party in response to someone saying something inappropriate or embarrasing themselves in some way, thus causing an awkward silence for several seconds.
Saying "awkard" is often a remark deliberately aimed at stating the obvious to make the situation just that little bit more cringe-worthy.
for related topic please see ground swallow me up, dig a hole and keep digging
Saying "awkard" is often a remark deliberately aimed at stating the obvious to make the situation just that little bit more cringe-worthy.
for related topic please see ground swallow me up, dig a hole and keep digging
John: Hey, dumbass can't you read the sign? No dogs allowed!
Paul: er...(awkard silence) sorry sir he's new here.
John: what?
Paul: (whispering) dude the guy is blind and that's his guide dog!
John: oh.
3rd Party: awkward
Paul: er...(awkard silence) sorry sir he's new here.
John: what?
Paul: (whispering) dude the guy is blind and that's his guide dog!
John: oh.
3rd Party: awkward
by sunshiyong November 25, 2010
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by chemnerd101 September 15, 2009
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to be used only once in the most awkward situation possible.
slowly back out of the room while flapping arms and cawing like a crow
slowly back out of the room while flapping arms and cawing like a crow
Rachel: " how was your night last night"
Brittany "well... when I went to go visit the eight floor... I saw something I shouldn't have"
Rachel" " what did you see?"
Brittany: " it was awkward condor worthy"
Rachel : * gasp*
Brittany "well... when I went to go visit the eight floor... I saw something I shouldn't have"
Rachel" " what did you see?"
Brittany: " it was awkward condor worthy"
Rachel : * gasp*
by britnaynay February 14, 2010
Get the Awkward Condor mug.Interjection used in a situation that is slightly uncomfortable, often accompanied by a virety of gestures: 1. Pulling the collar with one finger (this represents the sweat collecting under the collar from the AWKWARD situation) 2. Arms form a triangle over the head (such as the A in YMCA) 3. One finger pointing at the back of the other hands wrist 4. Pointing at the back of the neck
John: I was snowboarding the other day and I hit this killer jump. When I landed I ripped my pants and my two inch dick was covered in snow!!!
Everyone else: ...Awkward...
Everyone else: ...Awkward...
by Emerson May 13, 2005
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