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asking not asking

A sarcastic phrase that re-frames your polite request as a demand.
"Phil can you hand me the remote? Asking not asking!"
by F-Stop FitzgeraldStop October 2, 2017
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Asking

I'm not taking credit for anything. I'm asking YOU what's happened here. And I'm not getting an answer.
Hym "I'm asking the question. That's all I've ever done. I just woke up here."

Iam "This is kind of sad... What would the world be like if I hadn't said anything?"
by Hym Iam May 1, 2022
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Cassidy Akins

by turtleplayer 1021 July 24, 2018
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Arkin

Bitch. Biggest fucking pussy in the world. Utter fat fuck. Steals $100 bucks and your PlayStation and then slinks away like a bastard. Big fucking fag.
Guy: Hey did you see Arkin?

Guy 2: Yea he's other there with stealing your dog and your wallet
by DavidPissedAsFuck November 27, 2013
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Atkins Diet

A diet that greatly restricts carbohydrates, including pasta, and is illegal throughout Italy. Some residents of Firenze, Roma e Venezia (Florence, Rome and Venice) believe that promoting the Atkins diet anywhere in Italy should carry a mandatory prison sentence of ten years. And in parts of Sicily and Calabria, distributing pro-Atkins Diet propaganda can result in getting whacked.
American tourist entering a ristorante near Termini Train Station in Rome: “I’m on the Atkins diet. What do you have for me?”

Roman waiter: “Mamma mia! Che vergogna! La dieta di Atkins non e legale in Italia, signore.” (“Mamma mia! What a disgrace! The Atkins diet is illegal in Italy, sir.”)

American tourist leaving a ristorante near Termini Train Station in Rome: “From now on, I’m only eating at McDonald’s.”
by Sir Bullwhip July 18, 2009
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austin adkins

A Bronie who is a fucking queer. He likes dick in the ass and will take sloppy seconds from his father. He likes all the ponies. Pinky pie is the one that will get Austin the hardest. Then shell become creamy pie.
Austin Adkins Likes sucking magical dick.
by DeadCraft May 12, 2016
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aking

verb, action.
To hold open the nostrils of an attractive woman with a pair of forceps for the purpose of filing same with semen.
It costs extra to get a porn star to do the aking, most suffer permanent nostril damage from the excessive pressure.
by Harvey_birdman April 20, 2008
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