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atomic oven

Similar to a dutch oven, but the delivery of the biologic is via the tube of the victims c-pap machine. This maneuver is best executed while the recipient is asleep, and gasps deeply when the positive air pressure is removed.
Brenda was wronged deeply by her boyfriend. While he slept, Brenda unplugged Barry's hose from his C-PAP machine and inserted the end in her anus and repaid his infidelity with an atomic oven.
by Daverto September 12, 2017
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Atomic Penis

A penis of such small size as to rival the size of an electron
by anonymous November 16, 2020
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Atomic

Atomic is often a name used for very good person who plays video games. unbelievably good . Although atomic hates all forms of controller players because he believes that they do not contain a brain.
"Bro Atomic is good"
by MythBraille March 1, 2021
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ATOMIC CLOCK

An ATOMIC CLOCK is a device that is the same fucking thing as any type of timer that has ever existed. The same thing that is on a nuclear submarine is also on your wristwatch.
Holy shit that scathawk just shit an ATOMIC CLOCK!
by thehawksfriend May 29, 2010
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atomic kitten

Dirty crab-infested lowlives from a 3rd world backwater whose alleged "songs" sound like a cat being beaten to death with a llama, allegedly.
Oh gawd, haven't atomic kitten been exiled to the Sun's core yet!? :(
by Andrew 666 July 24, 2006
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The Atomic Elbow

It is The Elbow of Mass Destruction; it is The Elbow of Mass Delight.

Possessed by One Brian Allison, it contains enough destructity to eliminate multiple climate zones at one fell drop. Survivors will be dealt with accordingly with the Chemical Elbow, the Biological Elbow, and ultimately the Nu-kyoo-lur Elbow.
"I've heard the UN is afraid to outlaw The Atomic Elbow for fear of swift repercussions."
by NewsBruin January 15, 2004
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The Atomic Gas Pump

Where you take a gas pump or any form of a gasoline dispensor, and put it in a girl's vagina and begin to fill it with gasoline. You then light your penis on fire and begin to have intercourse with her.
"Hey Hubert, I gave my girlfriend The Atomic Gas Pump last night."

"My pussy is still on fire from The Atomic Gas Pump I got last Christmas."
by Harry Megaboner May 3, 2009
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