asscandy

the wonderful wonderment of a great ever loving scent of sweet putan jus mixed with ass flow like you will snort off of a gorgeous pair of cunt wrappers also known as panties

sniff sniff sniff Snuffy Sniff asscandy, out and in the ever loving tongue of extscy

by Lonny Joe Black December 16, 2007

assanized

it meens to be a tararest panda

Stuart was being an assanized bastered today

by mikey boy January 15, 2006

assman

A guy who is... to say, an asshole. Yet he is not your ordinary asshole. He actually has the potential to be a decent guy. He just throws it all away on sex, drugs, horniness, ect. He also seems so find pleasure in breaking hearts.

Pif is an assman because he jerks off to old ladies.

Alex is an assman because Cheri said so.

by xlosergrrlx June 5, 2003

assmanhole

The asshole of a man.

His assmanhole was as big as an oreo, so i ran.

by haywood jablowme November 29, 2007

Asswad

The amount of X that can fit inside someone's ass. Where X is a quantity of something.

Corey (to soccer team)- I have an asswad of white socks you can borrow.
Team- Eww... We don't think we need those socks now, they might not be so white.

by jorge- June 26, 2009

Assange

To treat yourself to an unauthorised second helping of something previously offered willingly.

Named in honour of Julian Assange.

"What happened to my six pack of beers? I said you could have one, you've Assanged yourself to the rest"

by YerMan September 14, 2012

assman

Assman is a man that does ass surgery like off saving Silverman. He is generally the best stroy tellers you will ever meet in ur entire life.

Watch Seinfeild

by Gan August 7, 2003