ASSPLATTERAL

WHEN YOU PULL OUT OF A WOMANS ASS TO FAST AND SHIT SPLATTERS EVERYWHERE

MARK PULLED OUT OF TAMMY IN A HURRY AND EVEN THE DOG GOT HIT WITH ASSPLATTERAL DAMAGE

by KOBAIN420 April 19, 2022

assless

The being/creature/encounter with no ass/butt.

I am assless after getting shot.
I had to remove my ass because I hd cancer there, I am now assless.

by stefan18v November 4, 2022

Assperger Syndrome

A disorder characterized by people who use their real or imagined asperger's diagnosis as an excuse to act like an asshole.

Elon Musk suffers from Assperger Syndrome.

by John the Felon May 9, 2023

asslet

smaller ass, reserved for 18-

"Was up my asslet!"

by wiseass383 June 27, 2023

ASSPERGERING

When you are doing a chick doggy style and are so enamored with her butthole, you stare at it like a socially inept autistic kid with severe Aspergers.

My friend is addicted to porn, and he riffles thru the porn asspergering at the girls' buttholes.

by 19badbunnies January 9, 2024

Asspenis

An Asspenis is a person who is an asshole and sucks penis

You're such a Asspenis

by OMGimLMAOandROFL November 15, 2023

assplinky

Another word for a butt plug. Or a sex toy commonly used with anal.

What size is your Assplinky? Or what color is your Assplinky?

by Jakefromstatefarm0874 March 26, 2024