Assclown

Someone that thinks they are really sweet but arent and draw attention to themselves and look silly because of it

That assclown thinks hes a good singer so hes singing really loud on the bus

by Will Hubbard September 16, 2005

assclerk

A person who keeps another's ass clean and prepared for anything for a high fee of 20 dollars per hour. An ass maid, ass secretary, ass manager, or ass cleaner.
Angelina Jolie has an assclerk, but she hasn't needed it for the past few years.
Carrie Underwood has a great assclerk, by the name of Paul.

Bob Cummings: Yo, Shandra's ass is fine as fuckin hell man, almost as if she got an assclerk or somethin.

Dick Suckemson: I know, I am her assclerk.

Bob Cummings: What? Nah, nooo. Liar.

Shandra: Really good job, Dick. You pleased me. Heres your 100 for yesterday. And Cummings, why don't you just PULL OUT OF HERE. Your so annoying. kbye

by Dick Suckemson September 12, 2010

assblaster

if one was to catch sight of a gun loaded up someones butt, that gun would be an assblaster

example? example? I dont need no stinkin example

by funky mc munk munk February 17, 2004

assclown

An noun refering to ones boss, who lingers around the office preventing one from participating in, and enjoying the internet or e-mailing friends while at work. They think that said person should be "working".

phillychik hasnt been around today on the boards because "assclown" is hanging around the office.

by Jor-Juh Assclown November 29, 2006

assclown

krispy hitting his own team mates with frags and doesnt even say sorry.

solidus calls krispy assclown for hittiong him.

by solidus51 October 26, 2008

Assalanche

A massively destructive wave of stupid people or bad decisions, usually in the workplace.

"I was having such a great day, then it was blotted out by an assalanche streaming down from the manager's conference room. What we in the north country call White Death."

by W2 June 19, 2008

assclown

1. a formidable intellect.
2. a handsome and credible reviewer of popular music.

Some people refer to me as an assclown, and I consider it a compliment.

by jackrudy September 28, 2006