assault weapon

a weapon that is fed through 30 magazine clips and that has black parts, it is blamed for everything.

"assault weapons need to be banned, they are the main cause of violence, poverty, climate change and illness"

by armedmonkey5.56 May 1, 2023

foolonious assault

When a foo commits the act of an assualt

What are you in for foo! Foolonious assault my dude!

by Chuckwick99 March 9, 2021

triangular assault with a flechette

collage of nurses and drs.

homework

homewood reformatory

when is my shoulder going to stop burning it feels like triangular assault with a flechette.

by Cody5050 January 28, 2021

jackoff assault

This can be the act of masturbating continuously(several times)until all semen has been ejaculated, or the act of three or more males violently masturbating onto a member of the opposite or same sex.

"I haven't masturbated in a week; time for a jackoff assault"--or--"A couple of us finished her/him off with a jackoff assault".

by darkangel18 May 8, 2015

Ear Sexual Assault

Used to describe something that makes your eardrums vibrate intensely and makes it uncomfortable to hear like nails on a chalkboard

Oh bruh what the fuck is this it feels like Ear Sexual Assault

by Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidise April 16, 2025

Assault Drunk

Directly translated from Finnish. Drinking a lot of booze in a short time to catch up on your friends who started earlier and achieve the same level of drunkness. What'll happen in reality you get too drunk way too fast and end up in the weirdest of situations.

I got off work and got assault drunk to hang out with friends. Ended up naked on the street with no recollection.

by MagicMairou June 16, 2023

Political assault

A situation where an individual is motivated to physically assault someone because they strongly disagree with the other person’s political views and or the victim’s political identity. It usually starts out as a verbal disagreement, which escalates to the point where one of the individuals involved in the incident physically attacks the other one and the situation turns into a full-blown fight. The attacker may have strong biases against certain populations, certain mental illnesses that have not been diagnosed and or are not being treated adequately, extreme political beliefs, and or political insanity.

When a political assault happens, it often draws the public and politician’s attention and they may quickly mobilize to address the issues that facilitated it to occur; depending on who the victim was, who the attacker was, what specific issue or bias motivated the attacker’s actions, the responses from the public officials, the victim, and or celebrities, and the circumstances leading up to the event.

by Vanguard 1998 April 10, 2021