aser

A Queen Bitch. Someone who doesn't take any guff from anyone, and lets you know exactly how they feel about you.

Hey Joe, my wife is a real aser sometimes.

by Xopos March 17, 2017

Ascertainment

To settle a matter, to render it certain and free of doubt.

Person A: I ascertain that yo' momma so fat, she said the ABCs and caused the Great Vowel Shift.

Person B: Wow, certainly and without a doubt that my momma is very fat. Quite the bold Ascertainment.

by Marioni Stonioni December 3, 2018

Asber

Best human being on earth. Sexy, straight and lovable. 22 years old and happy.

“Asber is so hot”

by Asber is goat October 15, 2020

Asher

A slang word used to describe people who have a small penis.

DAMN. He's got an Asher!

by Julie Fenio June 30, 2010

anerexic hoe

a skinny ass bitch who fucks people for money then throws up after words

tom: i fucked that bitch so hard she threw up all over afterwards

by big poppa nd little poppa January 16, 2005

Asberger's

exhibiting a severe inability to function like a normal human being, akwardness in social interactions, and restricted, stereotyped patterns of behavior and interests. Normally associated with physical awkwardness

person 1: why did he keep trying to answer all those questions in class without ever knowing any of the answers? it's like he thinks he's the only one in the class.

person 2: see, i told you he had asberger's

by 2cool4lawschool December 17, 2008

Asher

Asher is a hot, popular, hilarious person! He is will always be there to make you laugh and the girls he falls In love with are the luckiest people in the world! He usually is to fall in love with girls that are hot and he loves blonde girls!!! He tends to fall in love with girls named Brianna, Taylor and Hayley!! They are so lucky. If you ever meet an Asher make sure to keep him really close and never lose him!!!!!

New Girl - Who is that hottie I wanna know him??
Nerdy Girl that minds her business - Nah that’s Asher... you have no chance he only likes girls with blonde hair and he has a girlfriend that he adores called Brianna!

New Girl - **sigh** Well then she’s lucky..

by Soccer and bubbles February 2, 2019