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Asher Joke

A joke so unfunny that you pray the person who told its uncle touches them.
The whole room went silent after hearing the Asher joke.
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WTF Asher
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The most annoying brother ever, but such a great guy. Super cute and caring once you get to know him, and he is a total goofball. He loves video games and is super tall.
Wow- I can’t believe Asher is so great!
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Bruh 1: Your and absolute shitter
Asher: I am Asher after all
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I hold on so nervously to me and my drink
I wish it was coolin' me
But so far has not been good
It's been shitty, and I feel awkward as I should
This club has got to be the most pretentious thing
Since I thought you and me
Well, I am imagining a dark lit place
Or your place or my place
Well, I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you
I wanna make you move because you're standin' still
If your body matches what your eyes can do
You'll probably move right through me on my way to you
I hold out for one more drink, before I think
I'm lookin' too desperately
But so far has not been fun, I should just stay home
If one thing really means one
This club will hopefully be closed in three weeks
That would be cool with me
Well, I'm still imagining a dark lit place
Or your place or my place
Well, I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you
I wanna make you move because you're standin' still
If your body matches what your eyes can do
You'll probably move right through me on my way to you
Well, I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you
I wanna make you move because you're standin' still
If your body matches what your eyes can do
You'll probably move right through me on my way to you
Not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you
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ashereI hold on so nervously to me and my drink
I wish it was coolin' me
But so far has not been good
It's been shitty, and I feel awkward as I should
This club has got to be the most pretentious thing
Since I thought you and me
Well, I am imagining a dark lit place
Or your place or my place
Well, I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you
I wanna make you move because you're standin' still
If your body matches what your eyes can do
You'll probably move right through me on my way to you
I hold out for one more drink, before I think
I'm lookin' too desperately
But so far has not been fun, I should just stay home
If one thing really means one
This club will hopefully be closed in three weeks
That would be cool with me
Well, I'm still imagining a dark lit place
Or your place or my place
Well, I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you
I wanna make you move because you're standin' still
If your body matches what your eyes can do
You'll probably move right through me on my way to you
by AHduwoijieohuw April 28, 2022
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The name Asher is typically used by parents for a sex toy that they gave birth to. Although the practice of using Asher as a sex toy to stick up a pussy has mostly ended, some more traditional families still practice this to this day in parts of China. Most Asher’s are born with round heads, and dicks that looks like pussies, but with more and more use, most Asher’s heads began to take the form of their mother’s vaginas. The cause of which is not known to this day.
“Asher is a nigger as pussy with a vagina shaped head”
by Eva Elfie October 16, 2024
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asher fuck victoria, she love asher big dick
by Sweetie Fox April 30, 2025
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