artistic differences

a euphemism used by a untalented musician when breaks up with his talented bandmates.

"You guys used to be such a riot! What happened?"
"Artistic differences."

by JohnnyLurg August 6, 2010

Flap Artist

Someone who is constantly scared or 'Flapping'

John: What are you playing?
James: Amnesia, I'm proper flapping
John: You're a proper flap artist that's why

by Blueseal6 September 1, 2011

Penis artist

Every guy in America.

"Hey, George."
"Hey, Kyle!"
"Whatchaa dooing?"
"Drawing penises, and stuff."
"..."
"..."
"Can I help?"
I forgot to include penis artist.

by ShleppordsforLife October 23, 2011

Singles Artist

A music artist that can't sell enough albums to reach #1 because of their lack of promotion or large fan base, but their singles go straight to #1 because either they are good i.e. Rolling in the Deep by Adele or are generic trash like Katy Perry's Last Friday Night.

Katy Perry, Rihanna, Kesha, Pitbull are all singles artists because they can't sell an album to save their lives.

by Fabian713 August 23, 2011

Starving Artist

You must have came from Friday Night Funkin' Huh? Well a starving artist is a Starving Artist is a sad and depressed person that literally starves themselves and or does anything to make money in anyway possible until they will possibly pass out maybe.

Wow have you ever heard of the "Starving Artist" Mod On Friday Night Funkin? I heard it has a really sad and depressing backstory

by sucomaballs June 11, 2021

Eunuchscape Artist

When a man with no metaphorical ball sack pretends to want to slow intimacy down in a relationship as a way of breaking up with a girl.

Jodi: He said WHAT?
Jamie: He said he wants to slow down the intimacy because he thinks things went too fast.
Jodi: Wasn't he the one who wanted to have sex?
Jamie: Yes
Jodi He is a total Eunuchscape artist.

by sillymama1974 August 5, 2010

Shaft Artist

Much like a Con Artist but a professional at Shafting instead of Conning. If you need to know more about shafting, refer to shaft.

Camilo: Bro Alex I don't understand Mike man. He invites me out and then he shafts me!
Alex: Bro man wtf, Mike is a fucking shaft artist!

by Your boy Alessandro January 14, 2009