Golf Arse

A particularly sticky, hard to wipe out shit that will strike just prior to a round of golf or any activity involving a lot of walking leading to a sore, itchy ringpiece and a horrendous Japanese sunset in the crackers. Also known as the Brown Crayola

Q How could you miss a one foot putt?
A I've got Golf Arse, I couldn't concentrate for the burning

by Doc Sos September 3, 2006

Duck's Arse

A term used for tightness in both physical and financial terms.

Can be used to describe an eye wateringly tight vagina, or batty hole. Also can be used to describe a person who is not willing to part with their money.

"she was as tight as a duck's arse"
"that bastard is as tight as a duck's arse"

by JACK_LEWIS December 31, 2009

Fat arse

<noun>

1) Buttocks with a large fat deposit in them.

2) A fat person who acts like an arse.

1) "Bitch that is one fat arse!"

2) "You are a one fat arse, Tom. You ate all the pies and then threw up on the Pope."

by Stuart Fletcher February 14, 2005

slack-arsed

Term used to describe someone who is known for dropping an inordinate number of farts, usually to their to own delight.

Eh, you shit?
Yeah! (gleefully)
You slack-arsed bastard!

by ant August 9, 2004

Arse Muncher

A person whom enjoys the munching of arse. Sometimes in slang providing another person in jail with a 'Tossed Salad' will need an Arse Muncher to do the job. Although they munch, they rarely swallow anything that enters their mouth.

Also useful in the cleaning of the bowel.

Chris the dirty arse muncher managed to keep his arse unpenetrated while serving his jail term by munching on many an arse.

by Roberto Carlos July 21, 2004

Arse spider

when picking a rather hard mince medallion in doesnt come out without bringing 8 curly hairs with it.

by Shearer June 16, 2003

Arse Banshee

The legendary Arse Banshee has been known to occur only once or twice a millenia. When released, the Arse Banshee is a fart which instantly disintegrates everyone in the room.

Guy one: Woah, this curry is hot.
Guy two: Nah, I've had hotte- PPPPPHHTTTT
* arse banshee is unleashed *
Guys 1, 3, 4, 5, and 6 instantly disintegrate.

by _my_name_is_will_ March 22, 2009