steven angotta

A man of the short height, dark hair, quite pail, with an abnormally large nose that seems like it could stab someone if he looks in the wrong direction.

"You see that man over there?" "Why yes, yes I do." "I don't know why, he just seems like a Steven Angotta."

by ICreamForTheShittiestMeme April 11, 2017

Holiday Anticipatory Angst

Your desire to see your family at the annual gathering is offset by your anticipatory angst of being judged by your family though your own inner critic judges you mercilessly.

Holiday Anticipatory Angst includes a wide range of stress regardless of one's personal happiness or not so happiness in their own life situation. An example could be when you are pleased with yourself for making a decision regarding a difficult situation, yet have so much angst about revealing your choices at a large family gathering that you have thoughts of skipping the entire event.

by iammagneta November 18, 2009

Obama Angst

A fear that it will turn out that Barack Obama isn't so awesome as we thought.

I was totally excited on November, 5th, but now I'm coming down with Obama Angst.

by knubbe kub II March 28, 2009

mid-dinner angst

The moment when a reformed vegetarian, when enjoying a meal, preferably in a 4 or 5 star restaurant, stares at the ostrich steak with garlic mashed potatoes he ordered and feels a sudden pang of horror at his relaxing ethical standards on the prevention of cruelty to animals. Often involves vomiting, and fleeing both the restaurant, and his date in shame.

A: "Yo, dawg, why did Julian do a loop during the main course?"
B. "Dude, he's suffering from some mid-dinner angst, have some understanding, man."

by Ardella Safron November 6, 2008

angus cow

a significantly overweight, ugly, umemployed, trailer park trash, native to north eastern New Jersey.

The angus cow sticks her head through the trailer window awaiting her rail thin ex-husband to deliver her alimony/child support check. She impatiently mooos from time to time as the window jam cuts into her flab.

by sexy buns October 13, 2006

Teen Angst

Recent cultural phenomenon where young people (typically ages 13-18) think that they have it tough, that they have rights, and that their opinion actually means something, and that they can do whatever the hell they want.

Such uncouth behavior undoubtedly arises from lack of parental guidance. Or because the kid in question is just plain stupid. Normal kids from good families don't have a rebellious, angsty stage.

"This Linkin Park album is so deep."
"I can do whatever I want!"
"I want my freedom!"
"I'm killing myself!"
"You can't control me!"
"I'm like, so totally depressed and stuff."
"It's just a little pot!"

by PiccoloNamek September 1, 2004

teen angst

When teens for one reason or another think they have it hard. They often bitch and whine about stupid piddley ass shit and say they will kill themselves over the same piddley ass bullshit.

"I had to take out the garbage tonight...I'm going to kill myself."

"Mommy made me wash the dishes so I'm going to kill myself."

"I had to do homework tonight...I have it so hard."

by IceWarm July 24, 2004