Angel scratches

A more pleasant term for stretch marks.

"Ben, how did you get so many stretch marks?!"
"What these angel scratches? I've had them since forever."
"Those aren't angel scratches, those are stretch marks."
"Well I dunno... My mom always said they were angel scratches."

by A. Spears April 22, 2015

Biblically Accurate Angel

A terrifying being sent from god to give humans orders. They typically looks like wheels within wheels spinning around each other with many eyes. Sometimes they are even flaming. The cherubim look like a thing with the head of a man, a ox, a eagle. And a lion. They fly with two wings and have two wings covering their body. They have the feet shaped like a cow’s hooves. Angels are specifically designed to look like that to scare off demons. They typically say “be not afraid” because of their appearance. Angels serve god.

Carol: “Oh wow! Susan, your child looks like a biblically accurate angel!”

Susan: “thanks! :p

The child: 👁 👁👁👁👁

👁👁👁👄👁👁👁

👁👁👁👁👁👁

by Stinkerbell June 17, 2021

angelgrace

A pretty young women with a kinda and careing heart she loves her men and would do anything she can to make him smile but dont get on her bad side cus its hard to get off

Wish i had an angelgrace

by Jacob satorry October 5, 2020

Xavier: Renegade Angel

A show that is good.

Yo I love Xavier: Renegade Angel

by CyanRose69 April 20, 2021

Pulling an Angel

Forgetting or just not taking a flashlight in Phasmophobia.

Pulling an Angel: forgetting your flashlight or just not taking it in Phasmophobia.

Person 1: Dude where is your flashlight?
Person 2: I left it in the van.
Person 1: Dude you pulled an Angel.

by TallestYagebu January 5, 2022

Angelia

An Angelia is the most beautiful and sexy woman you will ever see. One could sit and just watch her for hours on end, never getting bored or restless but always feeling lucky and blessed just to have had that moment. An Angelia is very funny and even at times, dorky, in the things that say and are always at ease in crowds of people and very socialable. An Angelia can make anybody feel comfortable around her, even those that might feel shy from talking to someone as hot as she is. She can be oblivious sometimes to her effect on men and is very modest and humble about her looks but make no mistake, an Angelia is the sexiest woman you will ever encounter. Her figure is phenomenal, she is in fantastic shape and clothes look like they were designed around her body. A man will have endless dreams about what it must be like to have seconds alone with an Angelia and the man that is blessed that opportunity will memorize each and every moment that he gets. You will fall hopelessly in love with her the moment she first tilts her head to the side, lets her hair drape across her face and then flashes that absolutely perfect smile at you. You cannot resist Angelia and will question every decision that you had made in your life that managed to get you to this moment of meeting and falling in love with her. The man that meets an Angelia is truly a fortunate soul and will immediately know that there is nobody else in the world he should ever hope to meet. An Angelia is absolute perfection.

OMG, I was out the other night and met this amazing woman. She was definitely an Angelia!

by ichiban66 January 25, 2013

Angel Food Cake

In cake terms this represents the healthiest cake you can eat i.e. the most fucking pointless

So Angel Food Cake represents the most pointless fucking horrendous tits you have ever seen

You will still try them because its cake but you don't really see the point

OK I will have a quick slice of your angel food cake. Just a little slice though

by Working Class Hero November 28, 2020