media vampire

Someone who attains fame by feeding off of media attention, yet has no talent nor contributes anything redeeming to society.

The Kardashians are media vampires. They possess no talent. Their fame is based solely on their ability to manipulate the media, and feed off of the hype.

by Skylar01 September 9, 2015

CKTV Media

A student-driven program at Chiefess Kamakahelei Middle School in Lihue on the island of Kauai. Taught by Mr M, the class is known for creating videos and stories to compete in numerous competitions including STN. The students are either fucking emo, goth, a weeb, a bitch, or one of those nerds who actually joined the class for work. Majority joined to travel. If you’re in CKTV Media and reading this, get off of Tik Tok and do one of your many missing assignments.

Student 1: “So, what have you been up to?”
Student 2: “Just doing my work for CKTV Media”
Student 1: “Oh, so, you’re one of those assholes”

by GaryDaSnail808 April 24, 2021

Media Ninja

A badass girl who owns the 'game' that is social media and media in general.

Someone who should definitely be hired.

Basically someone who's awesome at media, and is a ninja.

Wow, look at all those wicked posts. She's a media ninja.

by KarmaChameleon January 17, 2013

media pawn

Someone who is being manipulated by the media or the news that spews out lies and misinformation.

Hannah was a media pawn for a while until she woke up!

by Type2GenomeManiac March 13, 2019

media cold

Acute rhinitis brought on by excessive nasal consumption of cocaine, euphemistically referred to as a "media cold" due to the prevalence of this recreational drug among journalists and television types. Synonymous with columbian flu.

"Atishoo!"
"Bless you. Hayfever?"
"No, I've got a terrible media cold but don't tell my boss."

by bigMc May 7, 2005

media condom

Comic stars get protected from bodily harm when the cameras are rolling.

Triumph got covered by a media condom when he said "you will die alone!"

by klar October 17, 2008

Media Whore

Also see: Paris Hilton.

Since she is filthy rich by birth, Paris Hilton seeks international overexposure to prove her self-worth.

by Erica, @1979 November 28, 2004