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Alyssa

Short asf, gay on the inside, kinda cute ig? Loves headbands for no reason. Has the PHATEST ass and the BIGGEST pinky toe in all of humankind.
I fucking hate Alyssa, but shes cool ig.
by Sixsavior January 22, 2022
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Alyssa Murillo

The most nastiest skank bitch to walk this earth. No guy her age would ever get with her so she goes for older married men to satisfy herself. Truly disgusting. She also has a mustache that has yet to be handled. If she has it that bushy on her upper lip imagine that nasty scrub she calls a vagina and her hairy asshole.
Alyssa Murillo? Yeah that girl who had shit crumbs in her ass crack. She’s disgusting and worn out
by Wingstopranch June 26, 2022
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James and Alyssa

When James and Alyssa meet they will get together for a few months and they will have their on and off days but either way, his pure sexiness always gives Alyssa a reason to laugh harder. He literally puts you under a romantic disney spell and you want it to go a little longer. They both love food and are the couple with a kind soul yet have differences that make them star crossed lovers. When Alyssa is with James she literally has to be on her best behavior like she has to turn on a christian playlist in order to maintain her fun. Hes more of a hands on guy and lets you control him rather than someone like Nolan who is agonizingly rude
James and Alyssa will see each other but just never admit their love for each other. Its just a blessing as their relationship as star crossed lovers is so expensive. Thats why they feel like a million dollars for finding each other.
by Happy Christian November 20, 2020
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Alessia

Jeremiah's Partner, soulmate, significant other and future wife.
Alessia is a wonderful and lovely girl, the only one that captured the heart of Jeremiah and the only one that deserves it.
Giulio: "I hope Jeremiah and Alessia have a beautiful future together"
by Arancii May 26, 2019
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Alecsandria

1. Is a noun that could be found in the area of North Las vegas. Usually can be found with a bird's nest on her head.
2. A thing you don't bring home to introduce to family.
3. typically a girl who a boy can't get out of his head because of the deep feelings one feels towards it.
4. A girl who has duck lips.
I sware look at that Alecsandria over there, dont worry man her father is a duck.

I love you Alecsandria
by Sambita91 March 30, 2009
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Alexsandra

A Alexsandra would give you the love in the world she is very pretty she would be by your side 24/7 she loves to watch Shane Dawson she super super CHILL!! she needs all the love in world and all so you need to spoil her. She hecka kind shes one of the worlds 7 wonders shes a girl that you have always dreamed of.
MY Alexsandra is a super goof girlfriend!!
by jnouhj October 23, 2018
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alessandra

1. an amazing, hot girl who loves to make people laugh
2. someone who likes to tflad
3. sex on legs (SOL)
4. nickname is aless
1. joe: i made out with an alessandra and was blown away. she was amazing.

2. billy: what's your gf like?
joe: she's an alessandra.
billy: lucky guy!
by aless2011lol May 18, 2008
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