cop a lean

When you lean back in the drivers seat of a car almost to the point of not being seen.

I went to the mechanic to fix my cop a lean in my car .

by KittyKat Goldie November 18, 2016

Bryony from alan jerome productions

a piece of shit who will never stop bugging you, no matter what you do. if you can track her down and kill her, i will give you 1 million dollars. always call her by her full title.

HI TheRe tHis iS bRYonY fRoM AlaN jeROmE PROdUCtIoNS

by MBPpp April 24, 2020

Alanberto Special

Take a taco (taquito or chimichanga for women) of your choice and use it to masturbate until climax then finish by eating the taco (taquito or chimichanga)

A special for 2 just involves switching said food items with your partner then feeding yourself via arm crossing (like champagne drinking at a wedding)

Dude, me and my girl were so hungry and horny last night that we had a Alanberto Special for 2 then passed out right after.

by Alanberto October 25, 2010

alan waked

When a character on a video can't run for a long period of time. It comes from the game Alan Wake where the main character can't run far without running out of breath.

*character runs out of breath*
"for gods sake, you've Alan Waked!"

by Mclarenmick February 1, 2014

alanea

Someone who is sweet and loving. She was born to be a mother and a wife. No one can compare to alanea

Have you met my wife Alanea?

by Mamabear2015 December 18, 2016

alan wong

A guy with a tiny penis so microscopic that ants can't even find it.

Girl 1: Met this guy last night in a bar.
Girl 2: No way! What was his name?
Girl 1: Alan Wong
Girl 2: Oh hell no! Stay away from that micropenis! I heard he can't even last two seconds!

by Fastman69 January 24, 2018

AlanKujo

AlanKujo (Al'en Ku`Jo ) was a legendary Asian leader who, according to medieval histories and romances, led the defense of Communism invaders in the late 16th and early 21th centuries. The details of AlanKujo's story are mainly composed of Nusantara and Borneo folklore and literary invention, and modern historians generally agree that he is unhistorical. The sparse historical background of AlanKujo is gleaned from various sources, including the Brotherhood War, the Historia Statue of Memer, and the writings of Obamna. AlanKujo's name also occurs in early poetic sources such as Historical Obamna'D'Arc.

AlanKujo

by The Legendary Asian Man June 25, 2021