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Jojo's Bizzare Adventure 

An anime/manga series of Metro-sexual hipsters fighting over bad blood involving daddy issues and a kid who doesn't have friends so he kills his step brothers dog and tries to steal his life. The show is targeted at weeaboo's who won't do anything in real life that's heroic and manly so they can watch and copay as a character and feel bad ass
Weeb 1: have you seen Jojo's Bizzare Adventure?
Weeb 2: DIOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(The 2 weebs commenced a orgy of gay sex with other jojo fans the next day)
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Jojo's Bizarre Adventure 

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, or Jojo, is a hellish landscape of a series that consumes the innocent souls bound to walk this earth. The inescapable voice of a sweaty, greasy Jojo fan, sitting in his basement. His room illuminated by a lamp on his desk, he takes a deep breath and a dorito as he move his microphone to his mouth. "Is that a Jojo reference?" He whispers in his raspy voice. You reach for your gun, crying as you realize all hope is lost.
"IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE!??!?!?"
- an average Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Fan

wrist adventure 

A euphemism for male masturbation, often preceeded by the word 'Gentleman's' for a little more comedy effect.
Having been given the promotion, Dave thought he would slope off home for a celebratory Gentleman's wrist adventure!
wrist adventure by Crash Raindog January 21, 2004

willyum adventure 

event(s) that induce the question 'did that really happen last night'
Q: "Dude, did that really happen last night?"

A: "Yeah man, total willyum adventure."
willyum adventure by 0415 May 8, 2010

Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues 

The Single best video game ever created. Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues is almost completely perfect in every way. Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues's only flaw is that it's just too good. Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues is enjoyable from start to finish in and has no flaws. Released on November 17th, 2009 and made by Traveller's Tales, Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues is incredible. May we all praise Jon Burton for designing Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues and sleep with Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues in our arms every night to bring good luck.
Guy 1: Hey, have you ever played Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues?
Guy 2: Why no I have no-
Guy 1: (stabs guy 2 in the throat repeatedly)

cyberpunk adventure 

A futuristic adventure involving cyberpunk individuals, snatchers, the Internet, and at least one robot with a human personality.
Daniel Buggilstein: eeee i jus tstole ur cred carrd #!!!111
Davo: Oh boy! Now, through some unexplained phenomenon, we can get sucked into our computers and search the dangerous depths of the Internet for the evil Buggilstein and retrieve my purloined credit card! It will be an action-packed cyberpunk adventure of epic proportions!
Luis: Or you could just call and cancel the service.

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure 

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is an anime. If it is your favorite anime, you are a homosexuals. If you are a male you probably kiss your homies and you may even be a twink, its okay. If you don't like being homosexual, watch Cowboy Bebop. If you watch both you're most likely considered bisexual or pan or you are adequately not straight nor gay. It's okay to deny that you are
Person: What's your favorite anime?
John: Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, you?
Person: Cowboy Bebop
John: oh you're hetero that's tough
Person: oh your a homosexual that's tough