Golf Arse

A particularly sticky, hard to wipe out shit that will strike just prior to a round of golf or any activity involving a lot of walking leading to a sore, itchy ringpiece and a horrendous Japanese sunset in the crackers. Also known as the Brown Crayola
Q How could you miss a one foot putt?
A I've got Golf Arse, I couldn't concentrate for the burning
by Doc Sos September 03, 2006
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Duck's Arse

A term used for tightness in both physical and financial terms.

Can be used to describe an eye wateringly tight vagina, or batty hole. Also can be used to describe a person who is not willing to part with their money.
"she was as tight as a duck's arse"
"that bastard is as tight as a duck's arse"
by JACK_LEWIS December 30, 2009
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Fat arse

<noun>

1) Buttocks with a large fat deposit in them.

2) A fat person who acts like an arse.
1) "Bitch that is one fat arse!"

2) "You are a one fat arse, Tom. You ate all the pies and then threw up on the Pope."
by Stuart Fletcher February 14, 2005
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slack-arsed

Term used to describe someone who is known for dropping an inordinate number of farts, usually to their to own delight.
Eh, you shit?
Yeah! (gleefully)
You slack-arsed bastard!
by ant August 09, 2004
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Arse Muncher

A person whom enjoys the munching of arse. Sometimes in slang providing another person in jail with a 'Tossed Salad' will need an Arse Muncher to do the job. Although they munch, they rarely swallow anything that enters their mouth.

Also useful in the cleaning of the bowel.
Chris the dirty arse muncher managed to keep his arse unpenetrated while serving his jail term by munching on many an arse.
by Roberto Carlos July 22, 2004
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Arse spider

when picking a rather hard mince medallion in doesnt come out without bringing 8 curly hairs with it.
by Shearer June 16, 2003
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shit arse

Can be used instead of Damn. Offensive saying.
by Steve Clatworthy February 25, 2005
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