almond extract

an extract used in baking that you can get drunk on but it burns like hell. vanilla tastes way better but is more expensive. see lemon extract.

ugh, I'm 17 and I look like it, no wayy can I buy beer.

well, you could buy something crappier at the grocery store. almond extract's cheapish.

by ladybugbunny October 26, 2009

Almond boy

More soy than soy boy.

Used typically to induce hatred in target.

What’s up, almond boy.

by Signed-cup September 16, 2018

activated almond

An upper middle-class wellness/paleo/vegan type who is in a state of being activated by a wellness-related issue, eg. unspecified inflammation, bone broth, the rising price of kale.

Gwyneth is being such an activated almond over this vaginal steaming.

by ZitaB September 18, 2018

Almost smart

A chat forum consisting of mostly liberalism as a mental order runs rampant, but does include a few reasonable dissenting voices. The liberal members will twist facts around to mean something different and then claim that the facts stated are just your opinion. They also like to divert the issue by arguing semantics, and sometimes will even resort to name-calling. This site definitely needs more conservative voices of reason to contribute.

almost smart

by RyanfM November 10, 2010

Alfons

If you're a gold digger, cheater, flirt with random chicks, and are fake to those who love you,
wear a lot of jewelry,
love the outdoors, smoke pot, be fat, and cry when your girlfriend dumps you because of selfish intentions all at the same time, then you are an ALFONS.

ALFONS was taken from a first impression given by some Polish people in the Philippines.

Some can be found in rural or urban places. (e.g. makati ave., baguio, etc.)

Man 1: (looks at this type of man) *whispers to his friend* Nie ufaj kurwa alfons.

Man 2: Tak. Alfons kurwa mac.

Alfons: Hello friendss. Welcome to my lair. My longtime girlfriend doesn't know it but I'm cheating on her and snatching her resources like a bigtime colonizer without war. Mwahahaha! I'm sure you guys don't understand english much so I don't really care.

Man 1: Who the kurwa fuck you thing you are!!?

Man 2: Spierdalej you kurwa alfons! Huj w dupe!!!!

by clooneytwoshoes May 16, 2009

Almost as bad as CATS the Musical.

1. True, unbridled horror.

2. An inexplicable time of hardship.

"The cancer was almost as bad as CATS the Musical."

by the_second_brit_demeter January 16, 2010

Almost midnight

When someone is seriously considering to commit suicide

Hey I think it's the end for me, it's almost midnight

by Mhaej January 3, 2019