When a guy pulls out during sex and shoots his load into either the face or hair of the girl in which he is having intercourse with, turns around and runs out of the room yelling "I'm your cousin!" and leaves.
Dude, last night I was balls deep in this girl and decided to do an Alabama Getaway. I almost tripped over her rug as I yelled, "I'm your cousin", but caught myself and made it out of the house before she could even clean herself off.
by Woody8488 November 08, 2009
While giving another male a hand job, I put fresh dip in my mouth, then gave him an Alabama stickshift.
by Gaydoo February 13, 2013
The act of ejaculating inside a girl, taking a shit inside her vagina, then topping it off with 10 tablespoons of sugar. The male then uses a spoon to stir it all up and eventually eat from it
by asdjdijrurnngugnnnu April 18, 2017
The act of inserting cum into the vaginal lips of one of your family members and letting it ferment in there for days until it starts to age and solidify in a solid vaginal shaped curds.
I ran out of cheese the other day for my mac and cheese recipe for Thanksgiving, so I had to give my sister Nancy the Alabama Cheese in order to get some more.
by daddymadememaddy December 14, 2019
When getting head on the beach give the girl a facial, and while her face is covered in you jiz throw sand on her face and run away as fast as you can
by Matt Sydney November 22, 2006
You lay flat on your back and have one of your sisters sit on your penis and another sister sit on your face. They must be facing each other to qualify as an Alabama Seesaw. If the sister on your penis is riding reverse cowboy, it is then called a Texas Teeter-Totter. Women must be your sisters.
by Fudgie McGee June 07, 2011
Jon wished he had worn latex gloves (or could stop biting his nails) as he realised he had an ALABAMA MANICURE shortly before vomiting
by MaximusMaurice July 26, 2007