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Ned

He's a real nice guy, literally EVERY single definition of him is that he's the guy version of a chav but he's actually really nice, he's loyal and gives really good advice and also he will LITERALLY BE THE BEST BOYFRIEND YOU HAVE EVER HAD. he likes cheesy romantic stuff and is really funny, he makes everyone laugh even if the joke isn't funny.
He's also probably gay
Person one: oh wow did you see ned?
Person two: yeah man I was just laughing with him he's so funny
by Ohwowie April 13, 2022
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NED Syndrome

Not Enough Dick syndrome. Causes sadness, horniness, and makes one think everyone is hot enough to be a 10 even if they are a 3.
Angela just went home with the ugliest guy here. Probably NED Syndrome
by rlempent556 June 25, 2020
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ned

everyone runs away from ned , especially girls.
" ew here comes ned take cover! "
by bigbigballs February 14, 2022
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ned williamson

The savior of 2016 in terms of 3DS shacking. Created Soundhax (or as some fans call it, "NedHax") and made fasthax possible. He's a hella cute guy. He is at least bilingual, with notions of French.
Have you seen Ned Williamson's face ? His face looks like it was an angel's!
by Thibziboy January 18, 2017
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ned

Non - Educated - Delinquent

Neds tend to hang around in groups of around 10-20. They are commonly found in Glasgow in places like Possilpark, Milton, Govan and Sighthill. They claim to be part of “Young Teams” which have named like ‘Young Tiny Gringos’ and ‘Young Blackhill Tois’.
Neds tend to wear clothes like Nike Techs and LTs etc. Nedettes like to take the nike tech of the boy that they’re snapping or shagging behind a bush.

Neds enjoy getting drunk in fields or parks etc and like to fling fireworks at people during the autumn/winter months. In summer you will always see many neds at places like balloch or trnsmt. Try not to look at a bed or else they’d try to start a fight with you.
“your such a ned mate.”
Who the fuck dae you think yaer talking tae???”

“Send arse pics”
“Ahaaa i was in yer maws bed last night.”

Yer da sells avon.”
“Mate look at the fuckin state of you you’re a fuckin goff man.”
“Your a mad poofter mate ahhahahahah.”
by kazeeem December 22, 2022
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Ned Bigby Syndrome

Ned Bigby Syndrome is a term used to describe a person who is always ready to help others navigate the trials and tribulations of life, much like the character Ned Bigby from the television show “Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide”.
My younger brother has been showing signs of Ned Bigby Syndrome, always ready with a creative solution for every problem we face at school.
by Bye Dign April 5, 2024
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NED

It can be used as a name but the actual definition means:

Ned
Eats
Di-

Dinner bro ya'll so dirty minded.

But do you know what he eats 4 dinner??
Ned said," Dick is good"
by NedEdd January 8, 2023
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