Noun: the feeling of guilt one has after getting caught trying to ejaculate and have a bowel movement at the same time
After attempting another unsuccessful Heathering this morning, I couldn't look my co-workers in the eye due to my extreme Heather.
by Rude Pooters January 8, 2009
Get the Heathermug. A women who is nice to the extreme due to her christian background
This women is a left wing feminist who is also ignorant of world problems.
This women is a left wing feminist who is also ignorant of world problems.
Man 1: You no that chick at the party i met last night?
Man 2: Yea what about her?
man 1: She was such a heather
man 2: haha lol
Man 2: Yea what about her?
man 1: She was such a heather
man 2: haha lol
by sixtyninekrystina October 16, 2010
Get the Heathermug. A Heather is someone who is cool but doesn't really know it until somebody tells her then gets a big head and thinks she's all that until she loses money in the bank or hears the word "eat" (even though she is thick she does have a complex) and becomes an 8 year old baby. Then she gets money and she sees that she's a cool person anyway then everything's cool until the next storm<---the next personal crisis in a lifetime. They're usually short, burnette, ebony eyes, and has big boobs. She's proud of what she is and nobody will stop her (unless the cable bill is too high, no food in the house, the dog is sick, and no money). Other than that she's all that and a bag of chips but sometimes is smart for her own good.
Person: "She's so precious."
Heather: "No I'm not." (sticks tounge out her mouth and gives a rasberry)
Person: "Even her tounge is cute. That's girl's a Heather."
Person 2: "She sho'll is. Awww."
Heather: (Stomps off in frustration.) "Shut up!" (Cries then runs in her saddness)
Heather: "No I'm not." (sticks tounge out her mouth and gives a rasberry)
Person: "Even her tounge is cute. That's girl's a Heather."
Person 2: "She sho'll is. Awww."
Heather: (Stomps off in frustration.) "Shut up!" (Cries then runs in her saddness)
by No Money No Rent June 28, 2010
Get the Heathermug. The state of being so lonely and so insecure, due to lack of esteem, that you will date/marry or have sex with anyone. You dont care whether or not it is bad for you, but only how "good" it feels to have somebody you think is compatible with you and likes you for yourself. You deceive yourself into thinking that this person makes you happy, when in reality it's only the feeling of love that makes you happy. Instead of waiting for the right person to come along, you settle for someone who is much less ideal for you and can make your life even more miserable.
by yo yo yiggity yo2 May 12, 2011
Get the heatheredmug. Big booty beauty who don't play when its dominos time. She'll rub you down and dutch oven you 10 minutes later. She steals the covers like she steals yo shirts...fucking potato
by Ninjabootyjuice696988 July 30, 2018
Get the Heathermug. Heather is a girl who loves shopping(at Walmart).She is bad at makeup. Is born with blonde hair but always dyes it. Has 3 kids. And is needy and is never herself only around 3 am when she turns into the devil. She loves eating kids. And has a husband for 40 years then gets a divorce.
by ButtholeEater3 June 7, 2018
Get the Heathermug. A beautiful black woman who is strong and amazing. She is the life of the party. Shoe gets all the boys and everyone wants to be her. Her sense of comedy is unmatched it’s part of her appeal.
by Kinkdaddybussy August 19, 2020
Get the Heathermug.