smut

Smelly, moist, unclultured, tits. If you do not like droopy tits, then you do not want these. They smell like your grandma's 3 week old cottage cheese.

"I went through puberty yesterday and ended up with smut"
"Woah, I think our teacher has smut"
"My boyfriend said he will always love me, unless I have smut"

by BadBoyByron January 12, 2024

Smut

What Yoonmin shippers eat for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Basically fan fictions with a lot of sex and Yoonmin shippers are obsessed with it; you know I know.

I’ve found a really good Yoonmin smut

by selenadipity February 10, 2018

Satan's Smut

You are reading a hentai manga, and you recite the entire bible in 3 seconds with your eyes rolled back. Satan then summons and sticks his red pecker into your eyeballs. It slithers around your skull, and through your other eye and into your mouth. You start throwing up blood as Satan gives you the best pleasure you have ever had. You are lying down as Satan facefucks you at the speed of sound. He leaves you on the ground to die in complete pleasure after he releases his sulfur semen inside of you.

I got filled with Satan's brimstone after a Satan's Smut

by IlDisTorTlI July 17, 2023

smut

smut describes two or more characters having sexual interactions involving penertration. They cannot happen on a thursday or above a bar, that type of writing would be refered to as "closeness"

"oh i found a great smut fic today?"
"really, what was it about?"
"Oh it was two guys doing anal on a friday in their house"
"that sounds rad!"

by totallynotanna May 12, 2019

smut

hey , i see u trying to play with yourself to this. nah, i am 2 . hold my drink.

“Lets read some smut from Urban Dictionary!”

“Yeah, I’d love to rub my clit to that!”

by totalasskicker69 September 10, 2021

Smut

A species that of mammals that usually makes weird sounds/groan . They mainly say “No, Stop, Shut up, eee, nothing” they are very submissive as well and wish to be dominated

This girl that I’m with is a huge smut!

by Paradoxinist June 7, 2022

Smut

a form of pornography; not always depictions of sex, but more often something related to it.

You can make a big buck on the internet drawing smut.

Tumblr was better when there was still smut on it.

by kottery December 6, 2022