n. Smut that lives in your closet. Often a super attractive whore who comes out only when she is called upon for a good sex.
A. "Dude I could really use a blow job"
B. "Just hit up my Closet Smut"
A." I got my fuck on for like 3 hours last night"
B. " Really? Was she hot?"
A." nah, just some closet smut
B. "Just hit up my Closet Smut"
A." I got my fuck on for like 3 hours last night"
B. " Really? Was she hot?"
A." nah, just some closet smut
by KyleHall15 January 13, 2011
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smut describes two or more characters having sexual interactions involving penertration. They cannot happen on a thursday or above a bar, that type of writing would be refered to as "closeness"
"oh i found a great smut fic today?"
"really, what was it about?"
"Oh it was two guys doing anal on a friday in their house"
"that sounds rad!"
"really, what was it about?"
"Oh it was two guys doing anal on a friday in their house"
"that sounds rad!"
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