I have this friend.
He had an offer from oxford computer science.
And turned the offer down for a girl.
Who he was not in a relationship with.
A few weeks after his decision she turned him down and started dating another guy.
So he went to unimelb.
And when he heard that she broke up with the guy.
Dropped out of unimelb to go back to Adelaide.
Only to be rejected again.
He had an offer from oxford computer science.
And turned the offer down for a girl.
Who he was not in a relationship with.
A few weeks after his decision she turned him down and started dating another guy.
So he went to unimelb.
And when he heard that she broke up with the guy.
Dropped out of unimelb to go back to Adelaide.
Only to be rejected again.
by LeNing July 4, 2023
Get the simpmug. The best thing to be, as girls are sexy.
You can also simp for boys, because they are very handsome.
But, a simp must be simping on someone very hot, sexy, and awesome.
Go simp on Lucy or someone!
You can also simp for boys, because they are very handsome.
But, a simp must be simping on someone very hot, sexy, and awesome.
Go simp on Lucy or someone!
John: "Hey Jeffery, did you hear about Timmy? He's a simp! Amazing!"
Jeffery: "Yes, I did hear about Timmy. He is amazing."
Jeffery: "Yes, I did hear about Timmy. He is amazing."
by skskskskin June 10, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Tilly wanted to leave the party early and because Brenno is a simp he left the boys to take her home
by herbxl tea June 21, 2020
Get the simpmug. Someone with no original viewpoint or opinion on anything; to which they will agree with whoever they are with on everything in hopes it will Win the favor of that person.
by Women of America June 25, 2020
Get the Simpmug. 
Me for Draco Malfoy😌
Jared: Did you see the new Harry Potter movie? Draco Malfoy is SO hot
Heather: Yes! Im a simp for Draco too
Heather: Yes! Im a simp for Draco too
by RailMe September 30, 2020
Get the Simpmug. 