drunk proof

The act of preparing a house for a particularly awesome party. This may include hiding glass, sentimental, or otherwise important/breakable/fragile objects in a closet or bedroom to protect them from clumsy drunk people.

Mike: Dude! My parents are out of town, let's throw a party!

Ryan: OK, I'll be over at around 5 to help drunk proof the house.

by SpaceCowboys January 18, 2010

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Drunk Tallyn

Your friend that whenever drunk will do anything to impress you.

"Man you see that dude over there? Yeah.. That man is a drunk Tallyn!."

by RAINMAN118 September 23, 2017

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Calling in drunk

a. A valid excuse for calling out of work when you've partied too hard the night before.

b. Evading responsibility via alcohol, i.e. court, child care, blind dates, birthdays

We partied until 5am and I passed out on a homeless man... definitely calling in drunk today.

by Hudson Riley July 22, 2013

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Bucket Drunk

Getting so drunk, that a bucket or garbage can is placed near you in the event that you have to throw up for the 24th time that night, you have something to puke into.

Brad: "Allright, i think hes passed out for good, but just in case put a bucket by the couch."
Jason: "Yah good idea, Neil just doesnt know his limits."
Neil:"........."

by Blinneme July 06, 2005

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sky-drunk

The condition at which the effects of alcohol on the brain are exaggerated due to consumption at any altitude higher than 1,000 ft. (ie. skyrise bars, airplanes, mountaintops, etc.)

Jason: Whoa, what happened to you guys?!

Ashley: We went to the Sky Lounge so Darren could have a great view of the city. However, after one martini he got sky-drunk and I had to bring him home.

by darrenxix January 18, 2013

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