Beer callous

When opening too many twist off beer bottle caps, you develop callouses on the fingers involved.

Did you see the beer callouses on that guy, he must be a bartender.

by Mdigger March 24, 2010

Beer wings

The phenomenon in which one's consumption of alcohol makes physically impossible feats seem attainable. Often associated with the phrases "Hey, watch this!" and "Dude, check this out."

Man 1: "Hey, what's Brian doing on the roof?"
Man 2: "He's going to try doing a back flip into the pool..."
Man 1 & 2: "Beer wings."

by Reelbigbear April 14, 2011

Zepping the Beer

To leave a small amount of beer (quarter sip at most) at the bottom of a bottle.

The bottom quarter sip of beer is mostly backspit and watered down, flat beer.....the least enjoyable sip of your beer. Zep the Beer and get a new one!

Why doesn't he just finish his beer, instead of Zepping the Beer?

by Juliusaeneas November 07, 2011

beer bed

The place where you fall asleep whilst stumbling home from the bar.

It was cold last night and I went to beer bed in an ATM halfway home from the bar.

by Cool Hand Duke October 24, 2007

Beers Morgan

When you're on a night out and you decide you've had enough so you stand up, declare your departure by saying "ok, i'm done with this" and leave without saying goodbye

Andrew: "Ok, I'm done with this" *leaves*
Georgia "Where did Andrew go?"
Elliot: "He did a beers morgan"

by Pinkypinkypinky March 11, 2021

beer stupids

the feeling one gets after binge drinking the night before. it is associated with a hangover but it is more specifically the lack of coordination and a feeling of incredible stupidity with a distinct lack of mental quickness.

dude i drank so fucking much last night that i got a raging case of the beer stupids.

how bad?

i cant do math

by fuckstick murphy November 01, 2011

Beer to the ear

A sly prank for when your friends are passed out; consists of pouring portions of beer into an unsuspecting, (often unconscious) victim's ear.

Coined at the 2010 Cavendish Beach Festival.

Cavendish, Newfoundland, Canada.

blake: *passed out*

dylan: beer to the ear?

ian: hells yeah.

by Stampitch March 01, 2011