diablo 2

A game that has more addicting qualities than crack cocaine.

someone: Whats up man?
you: I'm on the patch.
someone: To quit smoking?
you: No. I play Diablo 2.
someone: Oh, so you're quitting?
you: Fuck no biatch, I'm on 1.09 patch, waiting for blizzard to get their shit in gear and release the much needed 1.10

by Tam Datson March 7, 2003

July 2

All boys/girls born on this day are hot af

Guy1: Dude when were you born?

Girl1: July 2 why?

Guy1: know wonder your so hot

by Andioopppppppsjsksksksksksk October 18, 2019

speed 2

A poor sequel to the original film Speed.

Speed 2 also features actress Sandra Bullock, it does not however feature Keanu Reeves.

Shortly after the opening of this film, Keanu Reeves became an A-List Celebrity.

" There's a Speed 2 now? "
" Yes there is "
" Is it any good? "
" I'm afraid not "
" Well how bad is it? "
" If you were blind I'd tell you to bring ear plugs "

by Bill Abnovsky August 18, 2006

November 2

It’s National Bully your tall friend day

Go have fun short people and Mess with your tall friends!!!DISCLAIMER ONLY ON THIS DATE

Short Person:Guess What
Tall Person:Wut?
Short Person:It’s November 2
Tall Person:-runs-

by I’m totally not a Glendys😌 October 22, 2019

PS/2

A type of port developed by IBM for connecting a mouse or keyboard to a PC. The PS/2 port supports a mini DIN plug containing just 6 pins. Most PCs have a PS/2 port so that the serial port can be used by another device, such as a modem. The PS/2 port is often called the mouse port.

Oh the mouse? Just plug it into the PS/2 port before you turn on the computer and you'll be set.

by x0-d June 28, 2004

January 2

Nations any girl can slap a boy in the face day! Have fun with this one cause it’s only for one day!

It’s January 2 today so let’s eat pie!

by HoneyCuddihy-ThankMeLater October 16, 2019

Terminator 2

A movie where Arnold Schwarzenegger plays the T-800, a cybernetic organism meant for nothing but ...protection of John Conner. He was sent to protect John Conner from the T-1000 (Liquid Metal), a highly efficient killing machine, much more powerful than the T-800. Not as if that matters because ARNOLD OWNED HIS ASS!

The more powerful t-1000 lost the battle when the t-800 kicked his ass.

by Oz December 15, 2004