Phantom Adder

A phantom adder is when you or somebody else adds somebody on facebook whom they dont know, guys usually phantom add hot girls , promoters usually phantom add everybody, friends of friends of friends to promote their crap electronic dance music nights and weirdos phantom add to increase their friend count so they feel popular.

I phantom added this hot girl on facebook last night, she was only 18 but god dam I couldnt resist, might have a little face wank over her later. I am such a champion phantom adder

This weirdo from work called John Mackay phantom added me yesterday, he also added everybody else with the same name as me, what an odd ball, the other people with my name must have thought "whos this gimpy phantom adder"

by Kurtamin April 13, 2011

phantom menacing

the idea of being in denial, for an extended period of time, that a movie you've watched was bad or disappointing, especially after having highly anticipated it; after this period, you eventually admit to yourself that said movie was, in fact, not as good as you'd thought.

"My most recent case of phantom menacing was after Jurassic World, where I remained in denial for a good half year before finally coming to my senses."

by seefranc June 16, 2016

Phantom Construction

When unnecessary cones, barrels, and lane shifts screw up your morning commute but there isn't a construction worker in sight. A/K/A/ government efficiency at its best.

I was half an hour late due to some phantom construction. Turns out, no one has worked on site in days.

by UDANONYMOUS August 16, 2010

Phantom Jobber

Someone who leaves the toilet in a mess. Normally by leaving sliding faece marks in the bowl. Occasionally they flush, sometimes they do not.

"You been to the shitter recently? The phantom jobber is back again, f**king skids everywhere"

by dirtdawg January 5, 2009

Phantom Sneeze

The sensation of a sneeze that won't occur naturally.

I kept having to phantom sneeze in front of Jane last night and now she thinks I have terrets.

by Scooter118 March 11, 2009

Danny Phantom

One of Nick's best shows ever!! Has one of the largest followings in the channels history and is really one of the most relateable shows actually on telivision!

Danny Phantom can kick Spongebob's butt anyday!

by Caitie16 July 16, 2008

Phantom Booger

After blowing your nose on a tissue, a phantom booger is a booger that did not make it to the tissue and is nowhere to be found. Common destinations of the phantom booger are your arms, hair, face, steering wheel, keyboard, and monitor. Phantom boogers can potentially lead to embarrassment and awkward social situations.

Dude #1: Dude, I just blew my nose and the booger is nowhere to be found!

Dude #2: Dude, it must be a phantom booger!

Dude #1: I must find it!

Dude #2: Dude, it's on your cheek!

Dude #1: o noes!!

by TehTonster January 16, 2009