phantom jam

A traffic jam that seems to happen for absolutely no reason. No roadworks, no traffic lights, no car crashes, no nothing. Just a great big traffic jam.

The common driver is often left not only frustrated, but also confused, after coming out of a phantom jam.

by Atomik Spongeface June 16, 2008

shit phantom

when a party-goer uses the bathroom, turns off the water to the toilet (via knob below the toilet bowl), flushes the toilet until the water no longer runs, then proceeds to shit in the toilet.

The shit phantom struck again at Jay C's house.

by Mike B. and Mike V. January 8, 2008

Phantom Sneeze

The sensation of a sneeze that won't occur naturally.

I kept having to phantom sneeze in front of Jane last night and now she thinks I have terrets.

by Scooter118 March 11, 2009

Phantom Roommate

Having a roommate or person that lives with you that you rarely see or hear from. Most common in colleges with students that live near campus but are required to live in dorms.

"Why is this half of your room empty?"

"Oh, I have a phantom roommate. that supposed to be his half"

by hitting the wall March 14, 2010

Phantom Adder

A phantom adder is when you or somebody else adds somebody on facebook whom they dont know, guys usually phantom add hot girls , promoters usually phantom add everybody, friends of friends of friends to promote their crap electronic dance music nights and weirdos phantom add to increase their friend count so they feel popular.

I phantom added this hot girl on facebook last night, she was only 18 but god dam I couldnt resist, might have a little face wank over her later. I am such a champion phantom adder

This weirdo from work called John Mackay phantom added me yesterday, he also added everybody else with the same name as me, what an odd ball, the other people with my name must have thought "whos this gimpy phantom adder"

by Kurtamin April 13, 2011

Danny Phantom

One of Nick's best shows ever!! Has one of the largest followings in the channels history and is really one of the most relateable shows actually on telivision!

Danny Phantom can kick Spongebob's butt anyday!

by Caitie16 July 16, 2008

phantom boner

When the penis becomes erect but you can not for the life of you think why the blood is rushing to your phallus, then you are in possession of a phantom boner. It has no reason to be there, just like Hitler at a Bahmitzvah, It just shouldnt be there.

You are in church singing a glorious hymn, but why oh why are you pointing to the heavens? The phantom boner has taken over and wont go away for at least half an hour

by Keithmorreason November 16, 2009