Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of shitting in a girls vagina, fucking her, then eating her out.

I was feeling dirty today..... so I gave her an Alabama Hot pocket!

by Rupert123 March 4, 2008

Bixby Hot Pocket

A sex act in which the male vomits into the vaginal cavity of the female, and proceeds to have sexual intercourse with the female.

Wow, I got really wasted and did the Bixby Hot Pocket with that girl Grace!

by superduperpooper69 November 18, 2009

dirty hot pocket

A mix between a dirty Sanchez and a Alabama hot pocket. So you open up a chicks vag, shit in it, then fuck her, then take your dick out and rub the shit on her lip, creating a mustache.

Last night I meet Britney Spears in an alley and gave her a dirty hot pocket on top of a dumpster.

by Tittyfuck69 January 22, 2014

alabama hot pocket

when you put a warm shat into a girls pinkslit

omfg that alabama hot pocket from last night was almost as warm as your grandmas cookies-which are very hot

by 69cookie666 September 18, 2016

Hot Pocket Effect

n. When you eat a food that feels great when you're eating it but five minutes later it makes you very tired and bloated. Derived from the title food, Hot Pockets, which are famous for being disgusting and delicious at the same time but ultimately causing a nap to ensue a few minutes after its consumption. Examples include Hot Pockets, Lucky Charms and McDonalds.

I shouldn't have had so many Lucky Charms, man. I'm feeling the Hot Pocket Effect.

by blafinigan4 August 25, 2010

roman hot pocket

When a guy pukes in a girls vagina and then proceeds to fuck and finish inside of her.

After giving Brittany the Roman hot pocket, my stomach felt much better.

by Mr. Hot pocket February 6, 2014

montana hot pocket

The Act in which a person takes deer or elk meat and puts it in a blender. Once blended the person pours the liquid meat into a Popsicle mold and once frozen uses that as a dildo

My boyfriend keeps on giving me Montana hot pockets. What a great person!

by LouisMT October 28, 2015