Toxic waste

Phrase used to describe the people on Twitter, especially gay 14-year-olds.

"Dude I just checked Twitter, there was so much toxic waste."
"They probably called you 'bestie' and got horny over fictional characters, huh?
"Yeah man, and they were all little gay kids."
"Sounds pretty radioactive."

by Cxdavreous March 4, 2021

Toxic Turkey

Code word some people use to refer to talking or spending time with their toxic relatives on Thanksgiving and having uncomfortable and inappropriate conversations that leave a bad taste in the mouth.

Person 1: "Did you go back home for Thanksgiving?"

Person 2: "No, but my problematic mother and estranged sister called me three days after the holiday, put me on speaker so grandma could hear, and asked me why I didn't call that day."
Person 1: "Ugh, not again!"

Person 2: "Seriously, they ignore my calls on the reg for the whole year and then guilt-trip me for not being the one to call THEM when they just could've as easily called ME. The entire call left a bad taste in my mouth and I feel like I just ate a bad turkey, as if it was toxic or something..."
Person 1: "Yep. Happy Toxic Turkey day!"
Person 2: "Thanks..?"
Person 1: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by AELIANA December 1, 2019

Toxic Relationship

A relationship that typically your entails your whole day being ruined by 9 AM.

Me and my ex-girlfriend Sarah definitely had a toxic relationship back in college, you didn't know if you were going to wake up with a frying pan to the head or a blowjob.

by CommonSimp January 26, 2023

Toxic Banter

Banter of an exceptionally high standard; the best kind of banter available; so good can actually have an adverse and harmful effect on those involved in the banterering.

Shewar: "Last night was jokes. I don't feel too good this morning though"

Will: "Yeah, it was Toxic Banter "

Shewar: "Bare toxic"

by Shewar January 1, 2009

Toxic Support

Toxic Support is when someone is encouraged to continue a certain goal such as doing harm to others or themselves.

Random Fat Person: "I feel so unhealthy. I think I am too fat. I need to lose weight to be healthy."
A person giving Toxic Support: "No, You are fine you shouldn't work out. You should love yourself. Don't listen to doctors saying you are at risk because of your health."

by TotallyNotARobot101010 June 21, 2023

toxic shipper

someone who forces a ship they like on other people and hates on people who don't like it. most of the time, they're either horny little fucks or people who think their ship is canon. these people will purposefully find art/headcanons/fanfic for a ship they hate just to fuck everyone up in the comments. they are disgusting pieces of shit, and they ruin the fandom.

person #1: i really like komamiki... i think it's a great ship but you don't have to ship it, just wanted to let you guys know that they're an otp for me
person #2: omg i don't ship them but they're cute
person #3: ew no komamiki is toxic! komahina and band aid are canon!!1!!!!1!1!
person #1: i'm sorry i guess you're right
person #2: shut the fuck up, person #3 is a toxic shipper. don't listen to them
(btw i ship komahina and band aid don't attack me lol. i actually just think the stans are scary as fuck)

by xiaovenforever August 4, 2022

Toxic Turtle

Foul smelling faecal matter which either does not flush or will be accompanied by some form of staining of the toilet bowl. Due to their unpleasant after-effects (especially the long lasting, extremely offensive smell) toxic turtles have the effect of dissuading any person from coming too close to the toilet for a considerable amount of time. (hence the reference to "toxic").

John came over to our place on saturday. After dinner, he released a toxic turtle. Everyone was so grossed out that we could not go near the toilet for at least two hours.

by house rules July 6, 2009