llama lassoing 

A sexual act so disturbing that only the most filthy mongrels take part in. Random assortments of anal, masturbation, oral, and usually ends on a rusty hook.

I'm going to take part in the llama lassoing this weekend at camp, we'll go out back and destroy our eyes.

llama lassoing by Lovelylady93 August 9, 2019

Llama lamp 

When you’re hella fatty f*cked up, get startled by and try to say “lava lamp”

“Ooooh a llama lamp”

Llama lamp by alexiskaleb January 26, 2020

Llama God 

Someone who adores and cherishes all types of Llamas and Alpacas. They also class themselves as a llama because of their lack of knowledge and skills whilst also maintaining a long ass neck.

I am definitely a Llama God.

Llama God by LlamaGodJenny January 6, 2020

Llama llama ding dong 

A phrase you say when your about to punch a guy named nick in the face

Boy you about to get llama llama ding donged

Llama llama ding dong by Lez big August 31, 2020

Llama kisses 

When a llama affectionately places their tongue on you

I went to the zoo today and got some llama kisses.

Llama kisses by Euiagh rokugoku May 17, 2021

Llama Turtle

Someone very sociable but needs companionship.

Gentle, shy and very curious. There calm and have common sense, which makes them easy for everyone.

Someone that takes a really long time to catch on. Slow at learning.

Your a Llama turtle.

Llama Turtle by QueenAlthea May 18, 2022

Llama studio 

Is the name of a good website. Llamas are sexy

This website is not as good as llama studio

Llama studio by Llama Giac June 30, 2022