Low Job

The act of engaging in a blow job with someone of much lower standards.
Nick- Did you hear about cody.
Trev-Yeah i heard he got a low job from K-Worman
Nick-That shit is gross he could have done better
by ChubChasr April 2, 2010
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low blow

1. An attack to mens genitalia (sometimes womens). Sometimes enjoyed sexually, sometimes just outright painful. In the wrestling world women wrestlers low blow men wrestlers a lot, primarily to help their man win a match, or to excite the ballbusting fetishists like me who watch. Chyna is the most famous female low blower in WWE/F history, but Lita is getting up there too. I would rather be low blowed by LuFisto than any other woman wrestler.

2. A comment which is cruel and callous. Meant to cut like a knife. Hence the term low blow, it hurts.
1. Commentator: Lufisto just low blowed that faggot she's wrestling!
Me: Lucky bastard.

2. You know i didnt get my grade 10. thats a low blow julian.
by BallsMcManus July 18, 2006
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Low bob

A word that newbs say in online video games when they think someone is doing something cheap to win.
Jenny: omg fmg9 akimbo noob!

Jose: They're in the game, therefore I'm allowed to use this weapon.

Jenny: ur just a low bob who has to do anything just to win!
by Hare1lh January 30, 2012
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low four

Another term for fist bump. Low four as opposed to high five. When you bump or push your fists together, it's only four knuckles you are touching as opposed to five fingers during a high five.

Origin: Victoria, B.C., Canada.
High Five homes. No, Low Four homie.
by riz_from_vic August 10, 2009
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low crack

An ass crack that literally starts an inch or less above the anal cavity.
by mpf123 March 17, 2009
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Lowes’ PPE

Instead of actually finding proper PPE, just close your eyes and get over it.
Guy 1 - What the fuck man! Where is your welding mask?

Guy 2 - Dude, don’t worry. I’m wearing Lowes’ PPE.

Guy 1 - Jesus Christ man, you just stared at the weld!

Guy 2 - I’m over it.
by evn April 21, 2019
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Low form

A sub-human with a lumbering brain to match their lumbering physique. They are highly unaware of the debilitating mind-virus that renders them ignorant on all matters. They are adult children, lacking common sense and

dumber than a box of pet rocks. However, they are always ready with a painfully dense observation. Useless, ineffective and super lazy - yet spend the little energy and motivation they have living on the take, looking for freebies and hand-outs. Brainless, yet brainwashed by MSNBC and FOX NEWS.
Jimmy sleeps until 12, doesn't work, watches MSNBC all afternoon while collecting disability for a fake carpal tunnel injury. Considers himself an intellectual, yet he is a complete idiot. Some how he has money for meth and cigarettes but nothing to spare for his two bastard children. What a low form!
by Legeis Racecar Siegel October 25, 2022
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