Potato

Potato: a large stone, edible, beige tinted, acne, can be eaten in many ways, irish ☘️, could contain poision- also my god, i praise and bow to the potato, the potato is my hero, my idol, my inspiration, my everything, potato’s will be the last specie to survive climate change- because they are inevitable 👌🏻

Potato-

“ hey girl..”

“ *cough cough * excuse me did you just say - girl- did you just assume my GENDER”

“ I’m so sorry, what do you identify as?”

“ a potato “

by That_artsyweirdo November 6, 2019

Potato

Not a penis, it is a food item

Stop looking at my penis. Its a penis , not a potato

by 13 man June 27, 2022

Doo doo potato

When you run out of toilet paper and all you have left is potato’s

Can you flush a doo doo potato

by Jake Cordes July 8, 2021

Potato

A legendary food that all should bow down to…

I ate a potato.

by Ducktatoperson November 30, 2017

Soft potatoe

When the penis goes soft during sex, but they keep trying.

My date was going great until he went all soft potatoes.

My husband got drunk last night and about 5 minutes into sex was just soft potatoes.

by Kay & Bae January 14, 2021

king of the potato

A person who is short and cannot reach the top shelf.

Man, Garrett is such a King of the Potatoes.

by Nyxiii May 17, 2021

Potato

A person so dumb, they're a root vegetable, completely void of any sense.

"Holy shit, you just potato'ed all over this post."
"You got banned because you needed a potato time-out."
"Why did you DD, you potato?! "
"Share your recent awkward potato moments with me please"

by 1Potato2Potato3Potato4 January 12, 2017